future ghost

witches be blazin’ 🔥🇵🇸

[Paige Kellerman @PaigeKellerman]

What am I going to do with my one wild and precious life? Laundry, apparently.

[The Biblical Man @Biblicalman]

My wife stopped saying "thank you" when I did the dishes.

I noticed.

I was offended.

"I'm helping," I thought. "Where's the gratitude?"

One night I said it out loud.

"I did the dishes. Again."

She looked at me like I'd asked for a medal.

"You live here too."

That's when it hit me.

I wasn't "helping."

I was living in my own house and acting like a guest who occasionally tidied up.

She didn't need help.

She needed a partner who stopped waiting to be thanked for what he should've been doing anyway.

Your wife doesn't need a helper.

She needs a man who stops keeping score.

[future ghost @rhihab_]

You can’t keep something alive that’s already dead.

[Kia @xevekiah]

there are two types of people in the world:

– ”It’s already 10pm”
and
– ”It’s only 10pm”

and they marry each other.

[PmAmTraveller @pmamtraveller]

by Mckenna Grace

[໊ @meishato]

sorry for how i acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time

[future ghost @rhihab_]

@ZackZiggyPopMac @BullyTheeKidd Oh damn. I didn’t know that was a remake, I assumed it was a sequel. 🤦‍♀️

[future ghost @rhihab_]

@BullyTheeKidd Nooooooooo 😭😭😭

[ValueInvestorPro @BullyTheeKidd]

My 1st mixtape #BBL is now on SoundCloud! Make sure y’all go and check it out! #BadBoyLifestyle #BadBitchLifestyle

https://t.co/F3bOIt8i8n

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

So it turns out time makes you bolder, even children get older, & I’m getting older too

[future ghost @rhihab_]

Why do they advertise The Bear as a comedy????

[Academia Aesthetics @AcademiaAesthe1]

Under the Oak Tree by Siana Park

[ValueInvestorPro @BullyTheeKidd]

I really snapped on that Buckin’ beat fr 😮‍💨#CowboyCarter https://t.co/Ssl7O2Ym5K

[future ghost @rhihab_]

@BullyTheeKidd