Rhiannon Samaskeawicz

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[Rhiannon Samaskeawicz @rhisamask]

@losfamgeles The way I thought that white fluff was a piece of Barbara for a second 😂🙃

[Rhiannon Samaskeawicz @rhisamask]

Evie has been watching Link and Rhett (@Mythical) since she was in the womb. She affectionally calls them, “Link and Rhep” - and today, while @LinkNeal and @rhettmc played in the background of life she walks up to me with this and say, “I did it! Link and Rhep!”😂🎨

[Maggie Maye by day, Trilly Wonka by later that day @Maggiemayehaha]

This country has spent years telling people that if they don't like their shitty jobs, they should quit. Now they're mad because they can't find people to work shitty jobs.

[Ben Mekler @benmekler]

Gen Z will never understand growing up with parents who basically poured a gallon of milk into your body with a funnel every day because Big Milk told them that if we didn’t drink enough our bones would go soft and we’d turn into pudding people and get kidnapped at the mall

[Rhett McLaughlin @rhettmc]

It seems that one’s position on masks, vaccines, gun laws, global warming, etc is largely tied to whether they see themselves first as an individual or as a member of a collective.

[maxie 🪩 @maxieshep]

Accidentally combined “all good” and “no worries” and said “all worries” and it’s the most honest thing I’ve said all year

[Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr]

I knew we’d be happy but I didn’t realize we’d be spontaneous dance parties in the street happy. What a moment https://t.co/8NsGheybEU

[Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr]

This movie is really fuckin long

[Rhiannon Samaskeawicz @rhisamask]

@chrissyteigen Sending so, so, so much love, light and solidarity your way, Mama. A club none of us want to be in - but a club of full of unwavering support nonetheless. 💗

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

It’s debate night, so I’ve got my earpiece and performance enhancers ready.

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

Maybe one day, like a miracle, it will disappear. But I think the safer course of action is to make sure you vote.

[Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr]

Are you feeling down? Isolated? Uncertain about the future? Worried about what comes next? Then you may be suffering from... consciousness

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Trump and Pence are running on this: “You won’t be safe in Joe Biden’s America.”

And what’s their proof?

The violence you’re seeing in Donald Trump’s America.

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

Republican messaging: After 4 years of Trump, our country is in chaos, and only the man who created it—can clean it up.

[Rhiannon Samaskeawicz @rhisamask]

@UmbrellaAcad is so good. That is all. That’s the tweet.

[Rhiannon Samaskeawicz @rhisamask]

@plumbellayt I just feel like it is very important that you know that this is a thing that exists: https://t.co/qPgJFXLWpB ❤️🖤

[Rhiannon Samaskeawicz @rhisamask]

@jjtapia Luckily we don’t have a dog poop issue here, but these people LOVE throwing their TRASH away in the RECYCLE bin and it drives me crazy. And I won’t sent the “pay your rent now” email because I feel it’s maybe now is not the time to shame people into paying rent, 😬🤷🏻‍♀️

[Rhiannon Samaskeawicz @rhisamask]

@jjtapia I’ve literally been sending emails to residents twice a month for a year now about this. Hahaha. I got real snarky quite recently and sent step by step photo instructions on recycling. 🤣😂