Robert | Truth Bomb Tees

💣 Truth Bomb Tees: funny tees for nurses, church folks, patriots, deer camp & Kwaj/Roi alumni. Satire that punches up, never down. New drops weekly 👇

[Robert | Truth Bomb Tees @rhkent1965]

Twelve coolers cooling, banjos a-picking… and a possum in a pine tree. 🎄🦌
The Redneck 12 Days of Christmas is live at Truth Bomb Tees:
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[Robert | Truth Bomb Tees @rhkent1965]

Doesn't trust the news. 📰
Trusts every email from Cousin Dale. FORWARDED 9 TIMES. 📧
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#PoliticalHumor

[Robert | Truth Bomb Tees @rhkent1965]

Full-sleeve tattoos. Needed a sticker after his flu shot. 💉⭐
Nurses, you know exactly who I mean.
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#NurseHumor #FluSeason

[Robert | Truth Bomb Tees @rhkent1965]

On the 12th shift of Christmas my charge nurse gave to me... 🎄

5 golden bedpans 🏆 and a nurse who hasn't peed since 0700!

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#NurseLife #NurseHumor #Christmas

[Robert | Truth Bomb Tees @rhkent1965]

Hates capitalism. Sells $38 candles. 🕯️
Scent: Equity & Eucalyptus. Card or app accepted.
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#PoliticalHumor

[Robert | Truth Bomb Tees @rhkent1965]

Same bread. Same sage. Same argument. Different zip code. 🥊🦃
Stuffing or dressing? Pick your corner.
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#Thanksgiving #StuffingVsDressing

[Robert | Truth Bomb Tees @rhkent1965]

Jesus said seventy times seven. 🙏

I'm at 489 with my brother, and Thanksgiving is going to be close. 🦃 (Matthew 18:22)

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#ChristianTees #Forgiveness #Thanksgiving

[Robert | Truth Bomb Tees @rhkent1965]

I'm offending everyone in alphabetical order. 🔤

Hang tight. I'm only on the M's. What letter are you? 👀

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#Sarcasm #FunnyShirt #SarcasticHumor

[Robert | Truth Bomb Tees @rhkent1965]

He was patrolling that Kwajalein reef wall long before anybody laid a runway. Still is. 🦈✈️
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#Kwajalein #Kwaj #MarshallIslands #sharks

[Robert | Truth Bomb Tees @rhkent1965]

Asked him to rate his pain from 0 to 10. 📋

He said "purple." Peds nurses, how did you chart it? 🖍️

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#NurseHumor #PedsNurse #NurseLife

[Robert | Truth Bomb Tees @rhkent1965]

Cleaned the whole house for Thanksgiving. 🧹

Everybody stood in the kitchen. All 23 of them. 🦃 Hosts, tell me I'm wrong.

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#Thanksgiving #Hosting #ThanksgivingHumor

[Robert | Truth Bomb Tees @rhkent1965]

Had the rash for 3 weeks. 🤔

Came in at 7:58 PM. We close at 8. 😬 Urgent care nurses, you know.

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#NurseHumor #NurseLife #UrgentCare

[Robert | Truth Bomb Tees @rhkent1965]

Clear water. Unreal sunsets. Just remember, on Kwajalein the reef has teeth. 🦈
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#Kwajalein #Kwaj #MarshallIslands #sharks

[Robert | Truth Bomb Tees @rhkent1965]

@tomturner72 @TheNebraskaChck You might like some of the T-shirts that I have designed for Kwaj and Rio folks. Have a look and let me know what you think. https://t.co/StA10Xbpql

[Robert | Truth Bomb Tees @rhkent1965]

@JesusRise_ So true. Most of the sermons people hear all week happen at the next desk over. Good reminder to carry into the rest of the week. 🙏

[Robert | Truth Bomb Tees @rhkent1965]

@FlaPanthersCARE @BSEM_Tech What a moment. Thank you, Ted, for your service and your sacrifice, and thanks to the Panthers for making sure he got the cheers he earned. 🇺🇸

[Robert | Truth Bomb Tees @rhkent1965]

@keepinupwithEx3 Fall back is the one night a year night shift gets a bonus hour nobody asked for. Hang in there, and thank you for covering while the rest of us slept.

[Robert | Truth Bomb Tees @rhkent1965]

@Swings27x Welcome back to nights, Anna. Walking back in after nine months is a lot, mixed feelings and all. Hope the crew has the coffee on and the shift is kind to you. 🩺

[Robert | Truth Bomb Tees @rhkent1965]

Veteran inventory: ☕ coffee, black: bottomless. Knees that forecast rain: 2. Excuses accepted: 0. Brothers & sisters: for life.

All items issued. None returned. 🇺🇸 Thank you to every veteran this Veterans Day.

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#VeteransDay #Veteran #MilitaryHumor

[Robert | Truth Bomb Tees @rhkent1965]

7 moves. 6 states. 1 country. 📦

And one box I still haven't unpacked since 2014. Military spouses, you know the box.

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#MilitarySpouse #MilitaryFamily #VeteransDay

[Robert | Truth Bomb Tees @rhkent1965]

Haven't seen a third quarter since 1997. 🏈😴
Pie. Recliner. Eyes closed. Final score: no idea.
Tag the one who was "just resting his eyes."
#Thanksgiving
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