Tom Rhoads

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The price of joining a cult these days is insane. #Inflation

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Teaching religion to high school kids is important work. You get to answer all the difficult questions life presents such as:

“What happens when we die?”

“Why do bad things happen to good people?”

and

“Can I go to the bathroom?”

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January 3rd already…man this year is flying by.

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I’m apologetically 100% my authentic self. Sorry.

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Michael Jordan donated $10 million to @MakeAWish to celebrate his birthday. LeBron is projected to try for 10 while only getting 4

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Every team the U.S. beats should have to call it soccer until the next World Cup.

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How does one ride the gravy train when it’s traditionally served in a boat?

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These days I’m not sure if I drink coffee to wake up or if I wake up to drink coffee

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The ChicagoBears $rhoadst #PMSNFLWeek8

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@PatMcAfeeShow @BostonConnr Way to stick with it @BostonConnr https://t.co/dXyE7j3GIM

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@nisslbodies He’s the guy from Big Daddy who drink too much Yoo-hoo

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Sometimes I order @DoorDash just to get a text message

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The worst part of this heatwave is all that melted pocket chocolate

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People often ask me for the best Atlanta spot to get Chicago style pizza but that would be like me asking for the best place in Chicago to find chicken wing bones on the ground

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You could say I’m afraid of commitment but for the passed 7 years I have maintained long distance relationships with three different professional sports teams.

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What are sit ups?

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Good Friday ➡️ Holy Saturday ➡️ Easter Sunday ➡️ Cheap Candy Monday