Realhospitalityman

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Want to quit drinking for a month?

Try snapping your fingers at your server or bartender and see how many drinks they'll serve you after that

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Even covid and the fear of getting sick didn't stop guests from sitting at a dirty table

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Servers dance all the time. The wiggle while they ring things in. The shimmy when they sneak past someone. The tap dance while holding in their pee for 8 hours. Always dancin

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Leaving a negative review without ever once bringing your concerns to a sever/bartender/manager during your visit is a lowlife move

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Greeting all my regulars today with "How you been??!! I haven't seen you since last year!!??

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Delivery app ringtones but make them alarm clock ringtones

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Instead of "Misplays of The
Year" sports countdowns in Dec let's see the "Top 50 Restaurant Fails" countdown!

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7pm and a day off? Nice! I'll finally be able to catch up on some sleep.

*checks phone*

1 am

Every. Damn. Time

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The only person with more game than Pete Davidson is that line cook where your gf works. Tell her she's beautiful and run her a bath before he does

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@TerryvsMartina Hahaha

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Never once has "I know the owner" made you look cool or gotten you better/quicker service

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One time I glued money to the floor of the busy bar I worked at and watched for hours as people walked by struggling to pick it up

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Why do people insist on pushing tables together? It's set for 20 ppl Karen, if you push them together and make some weird a$$ shape it's only gonna fit 14. C'mon

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Imagine if servers talked to their tables the same way cooks talk in the kitchen?

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Hearing your server voice is terrifying. Like why do I sound like this? Why is my voice 2 octaves higher??

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Guest: "There's an ice cream truck in the parking lot blocking the entrance to the restaurant"

Me: "Thank you for that information"

Me to ice cream guy: "Is this your ice cream truck?"

Ice cream guy: "Yes"

Me "Do you have bubblegum flavor??"

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Spotify wrapped but for restaurant staff.

"In 2021 you walked an avg of 17,500 steps a day, had 21 cooler cry sessions, slept an avg of 4 hrs a night and drank an Olympic swimming pool worth of alcohol"

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Squid Game but instead it's restaurant staff trying to get through a hungover brunch

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Every restaurant has that one staff member who's been there so long that time has forgotten them

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My favorite pastime is seeing just how long my body can survive without water