Mike and I both secretly messaging the same person to buy something off of Facebook marketplace as a Christmas gift, offering over asking, and the woman not selling it to either of us and then venting to each other about it
Marry the one who sings along when you make up a song about your puppy sleeping through the night and not doing “inside peeps” to the tune of Gravity from Wicked. That’s the best advice I’ll ever give.
Absolutely nothing like a “clean out the freezer” dinner on a Thursday. A few egg rolls, pierogis, a piece of garlic naan, two or three samosas and pork schnitzel.
Sunday morning: my husband and I in the kitchen making bolognese and listening to the Wicked soundtrack with our dog. Didn’t know I could love life this much.
My husband saw this on my to-do list and was like hey… why are we checking for STDs this week??? FYI to me, that means write a check for my short-term disability insurance 😂