Richard Procter

Deputy editor @CalMatters. Formerly of SF Weekly, SF Business Times. “Life’s interesting.” - Gavin Newsom

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@tumblebrutus_ I’m really sorry! My bad

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@lisa_dreher97 This is unrelated to the cockroach thing but I hope you and your partner call him cure-ee-ohhhhh occasionally à la Hook/Rufio

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6’2”

[Jayde ₊˚⊹ ᰔ @ParasocialMommy]

Fuck a face reveal, let’s height reveal. You first

[Jared Cook @jkimballcook]

easy 150K

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@pagan_hoetry 🫡

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Light chore coat worked better with the button down than I thought it would

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Heard Eminem’s “Without Me” for the first time in years yesterday and had forgotten that Moby, 36, is called out for being old

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Also, the guests are almost always old, very successful comedians. You will be shocked to learn they feel somewhat persecuted and also that comedy simply cannot be taught, and that they are Really Special.

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So my mom likes to watch Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee which means I also have to watch or listen to it if I want to be on the same floor.

It’s fascinating as a vanity project because Jerry Seinfeld does not come off well at all.

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Like over several episodes, he comes off as thin-skinned, incurious, huge ego, hacky, and afraid and dismissive of new things. Like he lives in a bubble and is just seeking people also in the bubble to confirm his grievances.

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@tumblebrutus_ Silver lining: They’re authentically bad sexts and not AI?

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@lisa_dreher97 How can that be profitable for Frito Lay??

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@tumblebrutus_ Based on your posts, I totally believe that (sincere, not being snarky)!

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@tumblebrutus_

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Disclosure Day has some incredible flourishes and some extremely ham-fisted messaging.

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@suchnerve do you have skincare recs and would you share them?

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@electrolemon what pie crust recipes do you use/endorse? PS I loved seeing you do one (1) backflip in SF

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Last time I had a therapist I wrote up a 2 page google doc catching her up on my problems and asked her to read it before our first session. She did, and it saved a lot of time!

I think more than 2 pages would be unreasonable and if they say no you just have to roll with it.

[Emily Gould @EmilyGouldNYmag]

i know all the valid reasons why this isn't possible or advisable but I still wish I could speedrun the first month of sessions with a new therapist via them just Googling me

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The game is designed so that a 5-year old can beat it

[Stephen Kent @StephenKentX]

Um ok so Claude just played through and beat Pokémon FireRed

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@lisa_dreher97 You got a children’s picture book protagonist for a cat