graft. on the doors. shirt. jumper. cargo pants. sweltering. inhumane. roy livin like a king in the dairy aisle. can see him from my post. fridges set at 3 degrees. t shirt. smug face. what a prick. give him wanker sign across shop floor. old woman chuckled at my suffering. sket.
friday. group chat pinging. pub. am in. screenshots of me on scales. the boys are tryna take the piss. am no mug. tell em to fuck off. not goin pub now. matched a fatty on tinder. gettin her over mine. goin to fold her like a losing scratch card. can’t wait. fuck the lads. pricks
in work. on doors. mindin own business. small yella fella approaches. recognises me from my tweet. threatens to show gaffa. idiot. put him in a choke hold an drag him from store. gaffa asks what he did. said he was stealin. fuckin scum. gaffa buzzin with work. pay rise incomin.