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[matteo @rhymesjokes]

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[Out of Context Football Manager @nocontextfm1]

🇪🇸 🇵🇹 🇲🇦 2030 World Cup - Spain, Portugal & Morocco

🇸🇦 2034 World Cup - Saudi Arabia

Who would you give the 2038 World Cup to?

[𝗹𝗼𝗿𝗲𝗺 𝗶𝗽𝘀𝘂𝗺 🇦🇷☀️ @nicotinomano_]

To: G██ I█████
From: Jeffrey Epstein <[email protected]>
Subject: WC idea
8 Apr 2019, 6:42AM

dude. hear me. out . cooling break in soccer . 3/4 min mybe .. what d u think? ?

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[しいたけ @vGeGh1p8PIS1BH3]

チェコ2部を探ってたらモンゴル人がいた
ヨーロッパでプレーしてるモンゴル人は初めて見たかも

[timmygami eyes @deliclit]

The key to living alone in new york is having one roommate whose boyfriend has a nicer apartment than yours

[matteo @rhymesjokes]

já teda nesnáším američany ale realisticky má člověk z prahy mnohem blíž k někomu z berlína než k někomu ze sokolova takže možná mají pravdu

[Contra Mundum @LiberaNos_AMalo]

@number_pizza111 There is greater cultural difference between San Francisco and Boise than there is between Berlin and Paris.

[Liam @LegoRacers2]

Children in Buenos Aires or Yogyakarta who want to talk about Kpop have to first master English and have at least a rudimentary grasp of gay slang and AAVE, just like how generations of European scholars had to study Greek and Latin if they wanted to study the botany of China

[For Sale: Gender Reveal Tire, Lightly Used @SparrowAdorer]

"So what's your take"
"This subway should be filled with sarin, a deadly nerve agent"
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[YaqubBocxêńskî 🇮🇩☀️📊 (Indonesian Arc) @Vertaris21]

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[matteo @rhymesjokes]

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[col in @virtueofnovelty]

i don’t understand tech ppls obsession with wealth / net worth when they don’t even live particularly luxurious or aspirational day to day lives. don’t build anything breathtaking with the money. none of them are particularly well dressed, their progeny are nonexistent etc

[matteo @rhymesjokes]

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[VaniTy @JustVNTY]

351,79 Euro für einen normalen Wocheneinkauf ist doch nicht mehr normal, wer soll sich das noch leisten

[cold 🥑 @coldhealing]

Headphones on on the camel getting the ick about the west

[General Guillermo Velarde @paco_8632]

@thehemisphere20 When your neighbour tries temu neocolonialism on you so you hit em with the precolumbian stare.

[matteo @rhymesjokes]

kdo a proč si založil tenhle fake účet? jedinej post je tohle, očividně to je google translate (mistrovství je blbě přeložený Championship)

[Jakub Černý @JakubCernyCzech]

Lincoln City údajně sleduje českého útočníka do 21 let Radka Šilera z Železiarní Podbrezová, bývalého hráče Sparty Praha. Jez George ho osobně sledoval během skautské cesty. Šiler je pracovitý, silný a má klinickou výchovu – ideální pro přípravu týmu na mistrovství. #weareimps

[matteo @rhymesjokes]

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[matteo @rhymesjokes]

@CrazyItalianPol sadly no photo but a Pavel Kalenda ran in a recent Czech election

[matteo @rhymesjokes]

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Every white person on Twitter has 1 Muslim country that they really like for some reason

[ESC Discord @ESCdiscord]

🇸🇮 RTV Slovenija has announced that they will not broadcast this year's Eurovision Song Contest, replacing it with a thematic week called "Voices of Palestine".