Luke Landon

Heart & Hustle Award winner in the 2005 Okotoks novice 2 friendship tournament

[Luke Landon @rhymeswithpuke]

do the universe a favour and be the MOST YOU all the time

[Luke Landon @rhymeswithpuke]

can anyone explain sideburns? I can’t think of one single reason

[Luke Landon @rhymeswithpuke]

extra shot iced vanilla latte cost me $11.29 @BeaucoupBakery this am. I will no longer be leaving my apartment

[Luke Landon @rhymeswithpuke]

thank god 4 the bullets that dodged me anyway 😮‍💨

[Luke Landon @rhymeswithpuke]

@internet_anna_n @maxhemmerich I’m no real man

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

well dye my hair blue and call me Marge Simpson cause i love you homie

[Luke Landon @rhymeswithpuke]

confirmed: people who stand up first when the plane lands are the worst

[Luke Landon @rhymeswithpuke]

Also walked by Hollister, no blaring music, enough lighting to actually see the clothing, no strobe lights? Wtf happened

[Luke Landon @rhymeswithpuke]

I just spent $15 at Thai Express pray 4 these kids man 🙏🏻🙏🏻

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

microdosing freedom by not going to bed

[Luke Landon @rhymeswithpuke]

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[Luke Landon @rhymeswithpuke]

I blinked and eggs were $7

[Luke Landon @rhymeswithpuke]

he looks just like me??

[Luke Landon @rhymeswithpuke]

@rachdele @Niktamerepaulin

[Luke Landon @rhymeswithpuke]

making poor financial decisions for a sliver of happiness >>

[Luke Landon @rhymeswithpuke]

@1800Hungry @donaldglover Amped up my boy

[Luke Landon @rhymeswithpuke]

@Niktamerepaulin Vancouver will miss u. Reuni en France ou Cali ❤️

[jackee @takeiteasyjack]

do i need to watch all the twilight movies before i see the new batman