Rachel Cohen

marie kondo stan they/them

[Cartoons Hate Her! @CartoonsHateHer]

I have a reverse Mandela effect thing going on where everyone keeps insisting "Liberty Biberty" is a reference they understand and I have never once known of this inndividual's existence.

[Jeremy Herbert @DDayFilms]

[George Lucas, driving away from Taco Bell] Beenba Rito

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Ed Sheeran’s upcoming shows at Robert Kraft’s Gillette Stadium have been cancelled due to bad weather.

[˥ǝɓuɐ @wackyangle]

ppl hate flock cameras and then buy meta glasses like baby u are the flock camera

[chey @iwishurosesxo]

microdosing hell by thinking

[Rita Repulsive @myc0latt]

Alex Guarnaschelli on an episode of Chopped where the mystery ingredient is xanax

[Rachel Cohen @rhymeswrachel]

the woman next to me on this flight is talking into her phone trying to scare a squirrel away from her video bird feeder. I love her.

[randy @woahokrandy]

brushing up on my rhode islandnese #rhori

[senator penny wrong @tomorrowsashes]

now more than ever

[🇵🇸 @qudssiia]

how privileged some of us are to pay for this war in gas money and not lives.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Just so we're clear, Israel is now the first state to have an ethnicity-based death penalty since Nazi Germany.

[𓁹انجي𓁹 @levantinewitch]

the fact that there is no mass Western response to the policy is making me feel insane. this policy is the most explicit act of institutionalized genocide since Cambodia, if not the Holocaust itself.

[Pearl Rose @hipearlrose]

you gotta be strangermaxxing you gotta be chatting up random people as much as you can. Big Individual lobby doesnt want you to, but that is why you must

[Liam @LegoRacers2]

Polymarket? You mean Trader Joe's?

[Kathleen Tyson @Kathleen_Tyson_]

4th school in 6 days.

[Rachel Cohen @rhymeswrachel]

@WiscoSunflower As a donor conceived person, it is never too soon to talk to your kids about their own origins. While it may be too soon for them to have a relationship with a stranger, being honest and open with your kid about how you made her is one of the best things you can do for her

[THE KID MERO 🇩🇴 @THEKIDMERO]

IF YOU THINK THE “REGIME CHANGE” IN IRAN IS BC TRUMP/THE GOVT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT “WOMENS RIGHTS” OVER THERE PLEASE LET ME KNOW!!! BC THAT MEANS YOU ARE VERY SMART!!!! SMART ENOUGH TO KNOW A GOOD INVESTMENT! IM SELLING A NEW TYPE OF CRYPTO THAT IS GUARANTEED TO GROW 800% A DAY!

[Hannah Riley Fernandez @hannahcrileyy]

no greater shame than living in the country that kills children around the world with impunity— in hospitals, in schools, sleeping in their homes, in refugee camps, at play, at rest. no greater shame