BODYBUILDER OUTGROWS HIS BENCH BY DEGREES; ADMIRER STAYS THE AFTERNOON
A passerby who paused to look was, some hours later, still there; no cause has been established.
MORPHELIO. A man cooling down on a park bench after a workout softened and swelled through the afternoon until he filled the bench and then some, his gym kit surrendering along the way. The young passerby who had merely glanced over on his way past never did finish the walk. The pair were last seen on the bench, the visitor tucked in close and disinclined to move. The cause remains under review… continues on page 4
Biden at 80. Trump at 80.
One rode bikes, worked out daily, passed historic legislation, released yearly physicals, and answered endless questions about his age and health.
The other falls asleep in public, rambles through speeches, looks visibly swollen, and has reportedly taken multiple cognitive tests ordered by doctors.
Guess which one the media treated like a five-alarm health crisis. 🙄