midfall

spreading cheeks like Moses did the ocean

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my dad just said “earl the sweatshirt”

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You miss every shot you don’t take, but you also don’t wanna run outta ammo.

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I still don’t get why I can see the moon during the day

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I hate fucking everyone. Why are people stupid when they can just be smart. I am going to succeed and shit on all your fucking faces. You are bread crumbs, I am a loaf.

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It’s 2030, shirtless bacon making is in the Olympics and my wife hates me. Life is good😊

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licking whip cream off an ample titty with no strawberries on the side is a turn off

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shaved my balls before the BLM protest, idk what I was expecting

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Idc what age I am, if it’s dark the stairs will be runned up.

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Just enjoyed myself for the first time

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Stop sleeping on Paris Hilton bro

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if you have an opinion that opposes mine, I will fuck your mouth.