Riley Ferguson

Makeup artist. Avid movie quoter. Country music lover. Obsessed with dogs and bears.

[Riley Ferguson @ri3point14]

If your house is burning, wouldn't you try and put out the fire?

[Riley Ferguson @ri3point14]

All happy families resemble one another, each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way

[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

Getting out of a hot shower on a cold day is the hardest thing you can ever do.

[Riley Ferguson @ri3point14]

#FireJessAllen

[Bryce Ducharme @dooshgoalie1]

I understand that @TheSocialCTV is a shitty Canadian talk show nobody watches. But jess allen absolutely needs to be canned. What she said is 100 times worse than Don's comments. But I guess it's ok to run down white males nowadays #firejessallen

[Riley Ferguson @ri3point14]

🌿🍃🌱🥒

[Mike Commodore @commie22]

I love Boston.

[Ron Burgundy @gunshowtickets]

YOU CAN USE MY OFFICE AND AFTERWARDS, MAYBE WE CAN GO TO LUNCH.

[Riley Ferguson @ri3point14]

@efoww Thank you. I HATE this

[Riley Ferguson @ri3point14]

Leaf fans are upset like they’re surprised that happened lmao

[Riley Ferguson @ri3point14]

@NikkiSixx Can I be your makeup artist?

[Riley Ferguson @ri3point14]

Best book I’ve ever read 👌🏽 Finished this in one weekend. Only stopped to work and sleep. Starting it all over again! @MotleyCrue #TheDirt

[Riley Ferguson @ri3point14]

Never underestimate the power of wine in a hot bath with some candles

[Riley Ferguson @ri3point14]

Never in my life did I think I’d own a hamster but 10/10 would recommend. Omg.

[Riley Ferguson @ri3point14]

It takes the momo challenges for parents to say they’re going to monitor what their kids are watching on the internet 🆗🆒

[Riley Ferguson @ri3point14]

@TManitowoc These people are awful. Ew

[TickTockManitowoc @TManitowoc]

And it begins....

[Riley Ferguson @ri3point14]

😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫 yes!!