Riley O'Donnell

curiosity killed the cat

[Arynne Wexler @ArynneWexler]

Trump's second term is going to be LIT

[The Voice @NBCTheVoice]

RT to save @brendanjfletch from elimination now. #VoicePlayoffsBrendan

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

History. #FlyTheW

[Chicago Blackhawks @NHLBlackhawks]

We see you, @Cubs

#onecity #onegoal

[Riley O'Donnell @ri_odonnell]

"Honestly, childbirth is less painful than going to fucking Disneyland." - Barb

[Jenny Johnson @JennyJohnsonHi5]

I'd laugh my tits off if they both looked at each other, took their hair off and switched hair helmets. #Debates2016

[Riley O'Donnell @ri_odonnell]

happy & grateful 🌸 https://t.co/VjK4cYnWfR

[Riley O'Donnell @ri_odonnell]

A guy once told me he was just "trying to shine light in this world however he can." Grateful to… https://t.co/BaXE2SeSbS

[Riley O'Donnell @ri_odonnell]

Meeting @LieutenantDans7 was easily the best moment of my life. Best attitude & flow in all of baseball 🙌🏼

[Atlanta Braves @Braves]

Around the bases in 14.97 seconds? Yup.

Slid head first for an inside-the-park homer? Sure did.

Hair? Perfect.

[Hayden Tobin @DrinkMyKool_Aid]

The MUCH scarier apocalyptic story of when e-cigarette smokers take over the world: Planet of the Vapes

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Boys... It's just a milkshake. Get outta my fucking yard.

[Riley O'Donnell @ri_odonnell]

@ManRepeller the struggle of being a hardcore Diet Coke addict

[NHL @NHL]

All Hart. #NHLAwards

[Hayden Tobin @DrinkMyKool_Aid]

FREE THE GLUTEN

[Hayden Tobin @DrinkMyKool_Aid]

If a vegan goes missing, do you put their picture on a Silk™ carton?

[Chicago Blackhawks @NHLBlackhawks]

That's hockey baby! The most valuable Blackhawk this season was none other than Mr. #Showtime himself, @88PKane.
https://t.co/sV1PrF2v47

[NHL @NHL]

Here come the hats. #BOSvsCHI
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[Riley O'Donnell @ri_odonnell]

pretty successful day getting to know the co-founder of twitter, @biz 📲 @ High Point University https://t.co/e86th2O33w

[Marshall Sella @MarshallSella]

I'm not making this up or trying to seem cool, but I have actually had kisses that did not begin with Kay.