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silly goose on the loose

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am brown and listen to ice spice - friends call me a curry munch

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https://t.co/jk4zi0f0pa

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was thinkin about starting a gofundme just for regular shit then i realised id come up with employment from first principles and that made me really sad

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6,6 240 what the fucks are u doing in the pits the bears need u cuz

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chrome in ga who is u foolin

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got that one dude singing shebang stuck in my head please make it stop

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the opportunity cost of not being on twitter is way too high i fear; imagine missing the biden drop out

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Angels Appearing before the Shepherds, by Henry Ossawa Tanner, 1910

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fell to my knees

[Hedgeye @Hedgeye]

Potato prices have surged +700% in the last month

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they should invent a cold treat that doesn’t put my teeth in agonising pain

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https://t.co/BUIGgSZxh1

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@pattyplainjanez explain

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not to kink shame but what do u mean you’re listening to the strokes..?

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fuck your spotify minutes, my ear is infected because i left my airpods in too long

i CANNOT afford to get this checked out.

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do NOT compliment me. quietly admire me from afar perhaps with a scowl

[死 @humanxmaybe]

i hope this email kills us both instantly

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the concept of d.a.r.e but for peptides

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starting a new series called “can you put chili oil on this” where i put chili oil on various foods. taking rec’s

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celebrating easter with my own betrayal - buying treats for roommate while he’s on a cut

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niche-specific vocabulary has become too accessible (therapy speak, the most egregious example)

folk will recognise one sample and suddenly they’re fantano

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yawning after scarfacing myself with a metric ton of pre