Mariah Nielson

I’m BACK BITCHES. Call me Chanandler Bong- I make jokes at all the wrong times. Lover of @t_niels5

[Mariah Nielson @riahgaines]

Never forget when I thought I was ordering 4 breadsticks, but I actually ordered 4 BOXES of breadsticks
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Mariah Nielson @riahgaines]

How do I tell my coworkers “you get paid way more than you deserve for standing around and talking a lot of shit about how valuable you are”

[Mariah Nielson @riahgaines]

@allygaines Pay me $50 and I’ll do it

[Mariah Nielson @riahgaines]

@PresidentAmelia “So I decided to make one and hire myself” LEGEND!!

[bort @heavybretting]

Everyone: OH SHIT I NEED TO FILE TAXES
Me, who filed in January: oh noooo ... me too ... same ... taxes are the worst ... damn you IRS lol

[Mariah Nielson @riahgaines]

@PresidentAmelia @allygaines Love you 😚

[Mariah Nielson @riahgaines]

*tanner watching a YouTube tutorial on how to play a song on guitar*
“Welp. That’s impossible “
😂😂😂

[emma !!! @emma_kronmiller]

thank goodness for the girls that say “marry your best friend” for keeping me in check so i don’t accidentally marry my worst enemy!!!!

[Mariah Nielson @riahgaines]

@allygaines Honestly. You need to take your own advice beech

[Mariah Nielson @riahgaines]

@abbykatebrooks I’d tag him but that would be petty ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Mariah Nielson @riahgaines]

Never forget the time the mayor of Orem screamed at me, because our system doesn’t let you do 2 coupons on top of each other ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Mariah Nielson @riahgaines]

@ItMightBeKyle Honestly terrorizing Orem.

[Mariah Nielson @riahgaines]

Also. Short hair rocks. Here’s a collection of selfies. Cause I love myself.

[Mariah Nielson @riahgaines]

For the record, I went to bed at 7:30 last night and then I proceeded to bother Tanner at 4am when I woke up. Marriage is the bomb folks ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Mariah Nielson @riahgaines]

Also I’ve been sick for 12 days so if ya tryna fight, I just want you to know I feel shitty and I’m feisty. You will lose.

[Mariah Nielson @riahgaines]

Did EVERYONE KNOW that Cory’s brother Eric from BMW is RON STOPPABLE FROM KIM POSSIBLE.