Mariah

find out who you are and do it on purpose •longwood alum•

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

Thank you @taylorswift13 and @tkelce for the generous gift to @dollyslibrary! ❤️ I wish you both the best, and know that I will always love you.

[gabriel @prispourunange]

trying to date will actually make you sympathize with carrie bradshaw

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

A percentage of my taxes should go directly to Dolly Parton so she can use it to provide books and shoes to little children born in coal mines or whatever she does. she's a national treasure.

[liz 💥 @lizaboth]

It’s women’s history month, men are literally not allowed to disagree with me

[☥𝐋𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐱 @Blaqlennox]

im okay with being single. But at NIGHT??? while im drunk?? thats too much

[ɴ.🫧 @luvblessingz]

You guys are excelling in your careers, finding life partners, staying healthy, and saving money?

[˚｡⋆୨୧˚Ash 🇭🇹˚୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆ @ashmq200]

I grew up watching all these rom coms and you expect me not to be a bit delusional and a hopeless romantic???

[mae @fckoffmaebe]

the sluttiest thing a man can do is be on the right side of politics

[lindsey ok @lindseyyok]

So it’s “protect women’s sports” until it’s time to laugh at them in a locker room… got it

[Sydney Leroux @sydneyleroux]

There’s nothing that triggers insecure men more than women.

[mae @fckoffmaebe]

i cheer for USA sports, not the USA government

[march maddyness 💥 @phxsunz25]

WHAT THE FUCK IS A Y CHROMOSOME* 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

[Trev @Tokyo_Trev]

Guys, let’s bring back the tradition of introducing our single friends to our other single friends