Ria Murray

[Ria Murray @riamurray_]

Any guesses what time @jnncfc will be home for tea?
2 mins?
20 mins?
28 mins?
2028?? (Wishful thinking)

[Ria Murray @riamurray_]

@SkySports Hi huns, can you let me know which day the Norwich v Ipswich derby will be in April pls. I’m trying to arrange my sons 1st birthday and if his dinosaur themed play equipment and venue gets booked up whilst I wait for you to finalise a date, there will be trouble x

[Ria Murray @riamurray_]

New stress level unlocked. Trying to arrange your child’s first birthday party but it falls on Norwich v Ipswich derby weekend 🙃

[Ria Murray @riamurray_]

@IsaacDelf @jnncfc Are you dedicated enough to have tweet notifications on?

[Ria Murray @riamurray_]

@jnncfc He’d hate you too, if he met you x

[Ria Murray @riamurray_]

There’s nothing more soul destroying than spending every waking minute looking after your baby. Only for them to say “dada” on repeat all day

[Ria Murray @riamurray_]

3 years on! Who would have thought a tit joke would have such consequences? @jnncfc

[Ria Murray @riamurray_]

My 6 month old baby throws better punches than them two melons #KSIvsTommy

[Ria Murray @riamurray_]

I thought when you have kids people buy them Easter eggs that you can secretly eat? My poor son hasn’t had any. He’s only 5 days old but still

[Ria Murray @riamurray_]

@zoemurrayx I thought you were answering the question with ‘men’, was like you go girl

[Ria Murray @riamurray_]

@jnncfc Wish you looked at me like you do England cricketers x

[Ria Murray @riamurray_]

Day 284859 of pregnancy hormones. Angrily shout at my partner for eating my skittles 😡
He hadn’t touched them… turns out I’d eaten more than I thought 🙃

[Ria Murray @riamurray_]

The perfect summary of pregnancy

[Prestige @kytursii]

The struggle is real

[Ria Murray @riamurray_]

This is what the father of my child thinks I look like pregnant 🙂

[Ria Murray @riamurray_]

@TonySla11143569 @lookfantastic @EVRi_Delivery Dumped on the door step and left there! 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Ria Murray @riamurray_]

@lookfantastic Evri have delivered my mums parcel from you… an empty cardboard box. Why are you still using this disgraceful company? @EVRi_Delivery

[Ria Murray @riamurray_]

*Slams plate on the table*
“Time to wash up my hands and load up Twitter”
I take it Norwich lost?
@jnncfc

[Ria Murray @riamurray_]

It’s not the Grinch who stole Christmas it’s @EVRi_Delivery
2 parcels ordered end of November confirmed ‘lost’ for @shopDisney and @CTilburyMakeup

[Ria Murray @riamurray_]

@jnncfc @rosssanders5 @TheRug85 You had that from birth

[Ria Murray @riamurray_]

Morals go out of the window when money is involved. We will be boycotting the World Cup in our household! @jnncfc

[Sky News @SkyNews]

Being gay is 'damage in the mind', Qatar World Cup ambassador says https://t.co/xtDWKGwoeE