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[The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial]

BREAKING: @GuyFieri has been re-elected Mayor of Flavortown.

[Hannah Brown @hannahbrown]

We should get sleepy days like we get sick days 😴

[Adelaide @ADHDelaide]

The anxious ADHD urge to be incredibly clean in common spaces but have your room look like a storage room and a landfill had a kid

[soph🦋 @sophiadarnell1]

“your package is out for delivery” ok where bc i’ll meet them halfway

[Amanda Pendolino @amandapendo]

2021: congratulating your friends for quitting jobs as opposed to getting jobs

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

Why is it “if you can't pay rent, buy fewer lattes” and not “if you can't pay your employees a living wage, buy fewer yachts”?

[Jred @JredSantana]

Favorite non sexual act of intimacy is definitely dying of laughter together

[tay @tayswizl]

i feel bad for my future kids bc im trash at math so we will all be crying at the dinner table

[Andrea Russett @AndreaRussett]

unfortunately i thrive at parties

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

Not liking cilantro is something you should try keeping to yourself

[ray volpe @rayvolpe]

my dad works for the CDC & he said everyone attending festivals this year is required to wear deodorant

[Meghan Rienks @meghanrienks]

I can’t wait until covid is over so I can go back to opening things with my teeth