Riane Maurer

There should be a place where only the things you want to happen, happen - Where the Wild Things Are

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Wow, is this just a tired mom?! 🤯
#momlife #gotobed

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@JillianRoslyn 🙈🙈🙈

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Rodney for bachelor! #TheBachelorette

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@mtanownqr I supported you during the pandemic… The LEAST you could do is hook me up with some AC at 72nd street. 🥵

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Better drop pounds with the amount you sweat in the subway students. 🥵

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@JillianRoslyn @Nick_Offerman This amazing friend you speak of does have a list that needs clearing! https://t.co/5ksTTYUkAZ

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Forget bomb threats, anti vaxxer protests and the covid variant… I’m going to be a resident of a decade that dies by heat stroke in this subway station @NYCMayor.

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Yo, just here to announce that NYC is alive and thriving and well. Thank you science! #GetVaccinated

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@JillianRoslyn @tyhenrymedium For so many reasons, but mostly that @tyhenrymedium is alive and well (and hopefully filming a new season).

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And the battle for BIP begins. May the odds be ever in your favor. #TheBachelorABC

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What is this mini van? #TheBachelor

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TFW you’re a teacher and you can’t wait to get home and laminate your vaccination card. #COVID19 #vaccinated #teacherlife

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Victoria... invest 👏🏻 in 👏🏻 a 👏🏻 strapless 👏🏻 bra 👏🏻. Literally. #thebachelor

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Really? DiBlasio gets to push the button for the ball? Way to put salt on the wound.

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Just got stuck in a rabbit hole of #AGT golden buzzer videos. Don’t do it. 😭

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What a fucking Jets thing to do.

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Tell your friend Veronica it’s time to celebrate Hanukkah • #happyhanukkah #throwbackthursday @ Staten Island, New York https://t.co/jD7jwUmlqG

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Anger management: thinning out chicken cutlets. 💪🏻

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And in true @nyjets losing fashion, the longest losing streak in our history continues. Sigh.

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Spending my Sunday morning in bed with Zaddy. @NYGovCuomo