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Me: I’m going down to get breakfast.
Nurse: Didn’t you come in eating banana, yogurt, muffin & coffee?
Me: Yes. That was 1st breakfast which I eat on the way in, in case it’s busy I don’t have time for 2nd breakfast. But I *have* time for 2nd breakfast today, so I’ll be back.💁🏾♀️
Medicine is cool because you can feel like ur a genius one minute and then 80 seconds later you wonder why you are probably the dumbest person in the hospital
Meaningful terms in healthcare that are meaningless everywhere else:
1: Code brown
2: Foley
3: GOMER
4: NKDA
5: Stewardship
6: Bounceback
7: Lasix
8: Pink lady
What else?