rianotiban

18+ so I can access to all swearing words, in any language. Don’t hesitate to swear back, su!

[▁ ▂ ▃ ▄ ▅ ▆ ▇ █ ▉ ▊ @coffebit]

Ada orang nyimpen emas 74 Kg setara ratusan miliar cuma diem di lemari.

Di belahan bumi lain ada orang berangkat kerja keburu-buru dan membahayakan diri sendiri supaya ga kena potongan telat 10 ribu rupiah 😞

[🐟🍉🌺🐝🍯🐈 @hanif_aa]

Gue rasa koruptor itu maruk dan serakahnya lebih dari Qarun deh. Emas segituuu banyaak buat apaaa?

Sebanyak-banyaknya rumah, yang ditempatin cuma satu. Dia pun tidur di kasur yang luasnya paling gede 200x200 cm.

Semahal-mahalnya makanan, ujungnya jadi kotoran. Ukuran lambung pun cuma segitu-gitu aja muatnya.

Semahal-mahalnya jam, waktu dia dan orang lain pun sama. Ga ada bedanya.

Terus nyimpan emas 74 KILOGRAM, mau ngapaiiin gue tanyaaa???

[rianotiban @rianotiban]

This is an absolute example, that obsolete old man is really exist.

[t #MEKIESDID911 #EXECUTEWACHE #NUKETHEFIA @polit3cat]

Antonelli: the car doesn’t turn!!!!
Stroll: skill issue

[Dino Patti Djalal @dinopattidjalal]

Dengan hormat, saya sungguh heran kenapa Pemerintah 🇮🇩 tidak memenuhi undangan Iran utk mengirim delegasi resmi ke pemakaman almarhum Ayatollah Khamenei yg terbunuh dlm serangan militer ilegal.

Yg saya dengar, berbagai upaya gigih Iran utk mengundang Pemerintah 🇮🇩 tidak mendapat tanggapan. (Mereka kan juga punya harga diri - tidak mungkin mengemis-emis kehadiran kita.) Akhirnya, yg hadir hanya Dubes RI di Teheran - yg dianggap oleh Teheran sbg sikap menyepelekan undangan ini, bahkan dianggap sbg tamparan. Sementara Arab Saudi, Qatar, Turki, Oman, Kazakhtan, Mesir, Pakistan, Rusia, Tiongkok, India, Malaysia, Bangladesh dll (lihat daftar dibawah) sama sekali tidak ragu mengirim delegasi resmi pada tingkat Menteri, bahkan Pakistan pada tingkat Presiden. 🇮🇩 sbg negara berpenduduk muslim terbesar di dunia satu-satunya yg ABSEN mengirim delegasi.  Bahkan Malaysia nampak lebih bebas aktif dari Indonesia.

Apakah ini berarti polugri "bebas aktif" kita mulai LUNTUR krn 🇮🇩 takut/sungkan thdp Amerika ? Has “FEAR” become a factor in Indonesian foreign policy ? Ataukah kekhilafan ini lebih mencerminkan MANAJEMEN sistem politik luar negeri yang penuh masalah - sebagaimana biasanya, surat undangan macet di berbagai meja dan tidak ada yg berani mengambil keputusan. Paling tidak 🇮🇩 bisa mengirim Wamenlu urusan dunia Islam Anis Matta - tapi beliau justru keliling Asia Tengah utk kunjungan yg sifatnya rutin. 

Kita seakan melupakan bhw Iran adalah sahabat lama Indonesia, hubungan selalu terjaga dgn hangat dan saling menghormati, dan tidak pernah ada konflik antara kedua negara. Kehadiran delegasi resmi 🇮🇩 dlm acara penghormatan terakhir Ayatollah Khamenei (yg sayangnya tidak terjadi) seharusnya menjadi momen pembuktian diplomasi bebas aktif Indonesia, momen persahabatan RI-Iran sekaligus sinyal tegas dari Jakarta bhw adalah aksi pembunuhan Ayatollah Khamenei adalah aksi ilegal yg melanggar hukum dan norma internasional.

Jangan sampai kita selalu lantang bicara bebas aktif, tapi begitu diminta menentukan sikap dlm situasi yg sensitif, kita bersembunyi.
Please remember : bebas aktif adalah #diplomasiberprinsip, bukan #diplomasisungkan 

Boleh dikutip.

[shaa @yuhaandme]

if i ever saw japanese people in my country i’ll take their pic then post on twitter with caption “oh what’s pedophile doing here?”

[rianotiban @rianotiban]

@merylnotstreep_ Coba ke lobby whooz halim. Mantep tu mobil dan plat raja raja. Lebih ke miskin si. Ga mau bayar parkir.

[rianotiban @rianotiban]

@txtdrjkt Cobain dong bike to work weekday jakarta. Itung berapa kali ngucap "taksi iniiii lagi". Ntah tiba2 belok, mepet di kiri yg harusnya bisa buat lwt jadi ketutup, motong jalur, parkir seenaknya di deket JPO.

[rianotiban @rianotiban]

@BudiBukanIntel Sebenernya gampang dititeni. Sepanjang tol bakter ga ada truk yg maintenance/ngaso2 di bahu jalan. Mereka baru begitu kalo udah di tol merak dan trans jawa.

[rianotiban @rianotiban]

@tobetruue Pemda mana?

[HMNS Perfumery @HmnsId]

pronounce HMNS:

eich eim en es 🚫
humans 🚫
hadir mengharumkan nusantara 🚫

hablumminanas ✅

[Abul Muzaffar @abulmuzaffar10]

LC itu banyak binaan intel.

Jauhi zina karena dosa.
Jauhi mereka supaya info-info dan rahasia penting ga jatuh ke mereka.
Apalagi yang high class.

Pejabat yang dekat dengan LC bukan hanya moralnya bermasalah, tetapi juga sudah "compromised".

Tinggal tunggu waktu aja, dosa-dosa mereka bakal diup jika diperlukan

[rianotiban @rianotiban]

@twittataa @Makaryo0 Lampung banget geh.
Kalo Mie Lampung sama Mie Teddy katanya juga ada hubungan?

[rianotiban @rianotiban]

@wiyokooo SDMnya kan dibangun juga. Kesehatan jg lebih baik. Jadi algoritma juga.

[Emmanuel Macron @EmmanuelMacron]

אני מביע את תמיכתי המלאה בפטריארך הלטיני של ירושלים ובנוצרים בארץ הקודש, שנמנע מהם לחגוג את מיסת יום ראשון של כפות התמרים בכנסיית הקבר.

אני מגנה את החלטת המשטרה הישראלית, שמצטרפת לרצף מדאיג של הפרות מעמד המקומות הקדושים בירושלים.

יש להבטיח את חופש הפולחן בירושלים לכל הדתות.

[BiLLY KHAERUDIN @BiLLYKHAERUDIN]

Sebentar. Ini kenapa yang posting Kedutaan Iran di Jakarta.. Hahahahaha

[Anish Moonka @anishmoonka]

You're looking at the world's busiest international airport at 40% capacity. The fallout from this empty terminal is about to hit your gas price, your grocery bill, and your 401k.

Dubai's airport moved 95 million passengers a year. Since Iran started striking Gulf states on February 28, the airport has been hit by drones four times. British Airways canceled all flights to Dubai through the end of May. Lufthansa, Air France, KLM, Cathay Pacific, Singapore Airlines, Virgin Atlantic. All gone. The hub that connected three continents is barely open.

But that's the part you can film on your phone. Dubai's main shipping port and the business zone around it make up 36% of the city's economy. A missile set a dock on fire and shut it all down. Property values crashed 35% in two weeks. The two biggest developers lost about 40% of their stock value. Five-star hotels running below 20% occupancy. In one month, $44 billion in stock market value just vanished.

Went through the fund data on this. Gulf governments hold about $6 trillion in investment capital (basically giant national piggy banks filled with oil money). That's 40% of all government investment funds on earth, and none of it is sitting in a vault. In 2025, these funds amounted to $132 billion in the US alone. One Abu Dhabi fund sent 57 cents of every dollar it invested to America. Saudi Arabia's fund bought into Heathrow Airport and led a $55 billion deal to buy EA, the company that makes FIFA and Madden. They're co-investors in AI data centers going up outside Paris. This money is already in your economy.

Last May, Gulf leaders pledged $2 trillion in US investment during Trump's visit. Fighter jets, Boeing planes, AI chips, and data centers on American soil. Those deals don't close themselves when your country is getting bombed.

The Strait of Hormuz is a narrow waterway between Iran and Oman. One in every five barrels of oil on earth flows through it. Iran shut it down in early March. Oil spiked to $126 a barrel. The International Energy Agency called it the worst energy disruption in history. Countries released 400 million barrels from emergency oil stockpiles. The Dallas Fed estimates it could knock 3 points off global growth this quarter. Goldman Sachs put the odds of a US recession at 1 in 4.

Ninety percent of Dubai's residents are foreigners. British teachers, Indian engineers, Filipino nurses, American bankers. A lot of them left. Charter flights out of the city sold out within days of the first strikes. Dubai sold the world a simple pitch for 20 years: move here, pay zero taxes, raise your kids in the safest city in the Middle East. That pitch died on February 28. And $6 trillion in capital that was parked on the back of that promise has to go somewhere else now.

[IRIB (Islamic Republic of Iran Broadcasting) @iribnews_irib]

False: The IRGC claims to have damaged an E-3 AWACS aircraft.

✅ Fact: US Central Command (CENTCOM) reports that the damage to the E-3 AWACS aircraft was caused by a clogged drain pipe from the aircraft’s kitchen dishwasher.

Thank you for your attention to this issue; CENTCOM

[txtdaritaxpayer @txtdaritaxpayer]

Kompak, serempak, meskipun berbeda bahasa.

Baru ini gw liat buzzer lintas yurisdiksi.

[Iran Embassy SA @IraninSA]

Remember these two criminals. Leigh R. Tate, the commander, and Jeffrey E. York, the executive officer of the USS Spruance, who ordered the launch of Tomahawk missiles three times, killing 168 innocent children at a school in Minab.
Don’t they have children of their own?