CEO

[CEO @rianurphi]

It takes a lot for me to trust someone

[CEO @rianurphi]

People who have perfect bodies but eat junkfood and don’t exercise is the reason I hate everyone

[CEO @rianurphi]

I swear, being replaced hurts more than a break up.

[CEO @rianurphi]

I've always wanted to be dead for a day, only one day. Just to see who truly cares about me.

[CEO @rianurphi]

I’m so unphotogenic what am I going to do when I’m famous

[CEO @rianurphi]

I wanna go on a date to the drive in movies

[CEO @rianurphi]

hello #autofollow #teamfollowback

[CEO @rianurphi]

You'll never know the value of a moment until becomes a memory.

[CEO @rianurphi]

no one texted me

[CEO @rianurphi]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[CEO @rianurphi]

I say "Alright", "Whatever" or "I guess" when I don't feel like arguing.

[CEO @rianurphi]

Say it to my face, not through your tweets.

[CEO @rianurphi]

That awkward moment between birth and death.

[CEO @rianurphi]

Some people are just not worth my energy.

[CEO @rianurphi]

Forget *hit! and move on.

[CEO @rianurphi]

Not telling me something because you "don't want to piss me off" is probably the best way to piss me off.

[CEO @rianurphi]

Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.

[CEO @rianurphi]

I sleep less, I'm tired.
I sleep more, I'm tired.

Life is impossible.

[CEO @rianurphi]

if you’re protective, tall and sweet and cute and smell good and give good hugs then i want to date you.

[CEO @rianurphi]

Why do pretty faces happen to bad people?