Maria Santini

I don’t believe you. Continue.... #SSDGM

[angela wheezy @carpeangela]

scolded someone so hard at The Odyssey for being on their phone during the movie that they just left the theater and never came back

[xander @whosalex]

its so hot outside i fucking hate israel

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

pharmacists when customers arrive at the pharmacy

[gal౨ৎ @prtygal777]

girl… that’s literally where The Care Bears live!!

[Del @TheCartelDel]

Elon tweeting angrily and Christopher Nolan not owning a phone whilst making the most successful film of the summer is so funny man.

[The Anonymous Nobody @el_budget]

Outside of live sports, there’s really no reason to watch ESPN

[Acyn @Acyn]

PabloReports: What do you make of Pete Hegseth refusing to promote qualified women of color?

AOC: He’s an unqualified man in his role, so of course he’s threatened by women who are twice as good as he is.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

[wound luvr !! 🔞 @woundluvrrr]

you want me to get a JOB? the thing that sent RYLAND GRACE into SPACE?

[the doogfather @thedoogfather]

what if you were a SENATOR and you were GAY but you were CLOSETED and another senator DIED but you were LYING about it and his WIFE was a SPY for CHINA and then you ALSO DIED

[Maria Santini @riatini]

@dave43law @vtimphony

[𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 𝕭𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖈𝖔 @Chris_Branco]

Estou com medo de tropeçar na rua e a FIFA marcar um pênalti para o Messi.

[Hadidi @hdrnssr]

Incorrect.

The most hated country in the world is still Israel.

[🪷 @yelanquil]

omg nor way 💔💔💔💔💔

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Lamentation (flipped, detail), by Gerard David, 1515-23, 📸 by Roberto Schmidt

[YT: Kofie @Kofie]

The inventor of VAR

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

oh wow, a team just equalized with Argentina. I wonder what will happen at the 89th minute

[Hana 🧡💙 @HanaHoops]

Norway beat Israel 5-0 in the World Cup qualifiers and then donated the prize money they won to Gaza and that’s why everyone should be rooting for them.

[Michael Caley @MC_of_A]

every time a stutter step penalty is saved an angel gets its wings