Riz 🇿🇦

Σ♂| Computer Scientist | Systems & App Developer | Human Behavioural Expert |

[Riz 🇿🇦 @riazbapoo]

6 years since I last did something as significant as this 🥲

[Yikes is my catchphrase @big_yyikes]

DON’T BE AVERAGE

• Go to the gym 12x a day
• eat 2,000 grams of protein by noon
• carry your car to the gym, don’t drive
• sleep in a plank
• never take a rest day, you’re wasting time
• don’t drink water, it has no protein
• eat your meals in a wall sit

[Riz 🇿🇦 @riazbapoo]

Arsenal only won the league because my tweet expired

[Riz 🇿🇦 @riazbapoo]

#Arsenal will not win the league in the next 10 years. Mark my words. They just don't have what it takes

RT to piss off an Arsenal fan 😂

[E @_ellaru]

Happy To everyone celebrating their birthday today, you’re blessed and highly favored 🎈🎉

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

The gym isn’t the hard part — it’s the eating, actually.

[Riz 🇿🇦 @riazbapoo]

🎈

[Idreeserh✌️ @Nrs_Idreeserh]

@Berrychexplace Happy birthday to you. May Allah bless your new age

[Tife @whoistife_x]

the gym humbles everybody.

one day you feel unstoppable.

next day the warm-up weight feels personal.

[soothsayer @iamasoothsayer]

2023: Corona ended
2026: Hantavirus

[Jaina @Jainadave_]

Hate to admit it, but the "go to the gym in the morning & enjoy the rest of your day" people were right.

[Emma Steuer 🧚🤖 @emmysteuer]

You only live once, so make sure to spend as much time as possible on your computer. You won’t have access to it when you die

[ׅ❦ @xrzrzrrc]

nothing humbles you faster than hearing your own voice in a video

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

You need to get yourself a woman you can watch old Top Gear episodes with

[Riz 🇿🇦 @riazbapoo]

@1ssve @Riyaaz11

[Charlie Cesc Makgoba @CWharlie4]

“How old are you :

Me:

[PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 25/26🇵🇸 @0nke_]

paying R27 a litre just to go sit in teams meetings in the office ya no eswaar

[Soul @SoulFairy3]

Dear Corporate South Africa

We really truly & honestly cannot afford to drive to your overpriced offices daily to sit on Teams all day on laptops we brought from home.

Nothing else from my side. And I know you can see my screen.

Sincerely,
South Africans

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

when i get more active on twitter thats how you know im getting insane again

[Riz 🇿🇦 @riazbapoo]

Probably, just 1

[O @Somethingabthat]

would you ever meet up with someone from twitter

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

for a dry ass phone I be on it a lot.

[Abdul_uxui @abdul_uxui]

Just realized the new Apple CEO, John, is going to lead the $4 trillion company as a BSc holder.
That could never happen in my country 🤦🏿.