John

Now Seattle, formerly Allston. Bike everywhere. Currently waging away at GOOG.

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People who get mad at code more often that not just have no idea how it works and are too lazy to figure it out. Unless it's a complete dumpster fire you should be able to work through it without raising your internal dialogue.

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One of the hardest parts about moving away is checking in on loved ones and seeing them change for the worse. A mix of disappointment and helplessness.

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@yacineMTB So many smiles plastered on faces in Seattle on the commute home today

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@BlauBaron Might as well throw one up top to complete the pattern

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I just want more RAM 😢

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Valentines day: gf is scratching her eyes out waiting for me while I toil away with sql queries to estimate how much disk we can save to justify my existence at the megacorp by deprecating old pipeline data that no one reads and pipelines that perform expensive logs io

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Seattle is cool and all until you realize it's just if reddit became a city

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My life has improved after blocking King Krule on Spotify

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No holiday scares a 23 year old man more than Valentine's day

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@yacineMTB Extra brain points for every alt tab

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I would sleep so much better if every night I had Steve Buscemi to read me bedtime stories at a gentle yet steady pace as I drifted into my slumber

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I want my roommate to hang with me but he won’t stop teaching guitar to anons on discord :(

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And the machines must be Pachinko level loud

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What if instead of a biweekly paycheck they just installed 1 dollar bill dispensers on everyone’s desks and they just spit out money while you work. And then some guy from the IRS comes by every now and then and just takes some of your stack.

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The red taping is real today 😞

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Idk why I ever left mint. Needless to say, I'm back.

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This is what pure bliss looks like

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I am regretfully reporting that I’m adding a back brake to the single speed

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Desperately need to do another seafood boil

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Al Pastor in LA