Michael Abromowitz

All around good person.

A liberal mogged by reality.

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24 years old vs 28 years old

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That challah bread girl should do the same but the anatomy of a Palestinian child

[yyyyyyyy @hyyyyymmm]

Art brut anatomicznie martwy szczur z pizzy

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@LichMyNuts Oddly satisfying

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@PlisskenPatriot Probably about 0% of zoomers have actually done a rape

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Is this the TrueAnon guy?

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

T’ruah means a shout, a battle cry for justice, a joyful noise that calls us toward collective liberation.

I was honored to celebrate the work of Rabbi Jill Jacobs and @truahrabbis at their gala. This year’s honorees, including New York’s own Gili Getz, remind us that solidarity is a practice.

As Tehillim teaches: “Fortunate are the ones who know this joyful shout.”

Grateful to be in this struggle for justice alongside you.

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Trump saw Rubio performatively reading this in the White House and thought: “how can I make the American people feel this way about my war? Hmmmmm”

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We are living as if the Iran War is literally not taking place

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Just went to a hipster coffee shop in LA. In between sipping from pineapple Kool-Aid jars and munching on green fried drumsticks, customers expressed indignation at Trump for not bombing Iran in response to this recent Kuwait airport attack.

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@KeyJay115 ?

Hitler’s socks rode straight up to his crotch

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@nixonist So scary

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Peak femail fizeek

[meme bastard 🍕 @mask_bastard]

How does body positivity make you feel?

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America never really recovered from the cancellation of MTV Cribs and Pimp My Ride

[Faithful Black Men Association @OfficialFBMA]

Interdimensional Cable

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SPENCER PRATT WILL REBUILD THE THIRD TEMPLE

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Pratt will win

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@RepThomasMassie You didn’t really try too hard. I don’t think you really wanted to win. You wanted to lose

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@FischerKing64 Good flick

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@Clive_99 Sausage casing made out of fruit roll up

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They really just hate Jews. Nothing more to it

[James Lindsay, anti-Communist @ConceptualJames]

Will not unite with these people, @MattWalshBlog.

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QR codes were created by satan

[Elijah Wood @elijahwood]

For the first time yesterday, I experienced the new @alamodrafthouse QR code ordering system and I can tell you it’s truly awful. Rather than making ordering food and drink more efficient, it actually adds steps to the process AND if you want to order additional items during the film you HAVE to open your phone. No, your cute reference to that irony in your How To Alamo video doesn’t negate how ridiculous this is. Please don’t cut corners with your staff and revert back to physical menus and order cards.

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Black people are still disillusioned because they couldn’t eat the plastic toy food we played with as kids

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@vulturecorso @RealChalamet @AdamSandler That's not the case at all with the movie on the right