I promise cashiers do not give af that you’re buying low cal foods ohmygod. “They looked so sad that I was buying diet foods 🥺🥺🥺🥺” bitch no, they’re sad bc they get paid minimum wage. Self absorbed much?
apple maps “best route” tried to take me to subway through a RESTRICTED MILITARY ZONE and I only noticed because of a sign saying “your gps is wrong, turn around now”
3 white girls just walked into the bathroom talking about how they think poc are dramatic and then 3 people of colour just walked out of the stalls at the same time like this
woke up with nauseating cramps so i made my mom drive me to the doctors . they told me i have a bruised cervix and mom looked at me like this the entire drive home
“the way he’s trying to hide his bts merch” “the way he’s trying to hide his melanie martinez merch” SHUT UP THIS IS AN ACTUAL SYMBOL OF HATE WITH MILLIONS OF DEATHS UNDER ITS RULE. ACTUALLY SHUT UP.
I'm gonna be absolutely for real if I ever died and one of yall used a hazbin hotel reaction for my death I will come back from the dead and take your soul with me