vindik8ed

teeth are for tearing.

[vindik8ed @ribbonteeth]

i just saw this car again

[perfect angel @girl__virus]

i'm california sober which means i smoke weed every day, i drink at parties and i also do cocaine when it's offered to me at parties

[vindik8ed @ribbonteeth]

John stamos and john travolta are the same man to me. Also kate winslet and kate hudson. Those two are the same people and i can't be convinced otherwise.

[vindik8ed @ribbonteeth]

the actual premise of this book more or less

[Hoops McCann @ravidravidravid]

Growing up I had a dog that said a sentence to me in English seconds before (or maybe during) an aneurism, which killed him. After a decade of bad/failed coping I had a hypnotherapist remove that sentence from my memory, but I could never remove the look in his eyes as he spoke.

[vindik8ed @ribbonteeth]

God bless my ancient gen 1 google home smart speaker that does exactly what i ask it to: turn on the lights, tell me the weather and play music

[vindik8ed @ribbonteeth]

Yall have to set up your alarms through health->bedtime. I never have this issue. Stupid as hell that apple buries the functionality of it. @Apple

[𝐍𝐚𝐝𝐢. @luvblessingz]

so who’s gonna sue apple for the silent alarms thing? i’ve almost lost my job several times now

[vindik8ed @ribbonteeth]

Today i said "oh my grabniss grabniss" at work. What's YOUR unplaceable Homestarrunner interjection? (P sure mines from A Decemberween Mackerel, via Senõr Cardgade)

[vindik8ed @ribbonteeth]

Never thought one of my most favorite bands would get absolutely roasted on twitter dot com but thats really more of an oversight on my part

[Tyler Schmall @tylerschmall]

Let’s just say George RR Martin isn’t the only one who’s written 1,200 pages of Winds of Winter. We’ll see who finishes first Georgie boy @GRRMspeaking

[vindik8ed @ribbonteeth]

I wonder if there are Sprite people the way there are Dr Pepper and Diet Coke people, like 12 cans a day of sprite

[vindik8ed @ribbonteeth]

@kinodzeedza Haha yeah!

[vindik8ed @ribbonteeth]

Fainted from being in pain (pussy behavior) only to go the hospital and get morphine that doesn't touch the pain at all (actually I'm the toughest person there is)

[vindik8ed @ribbonteeth]

@BOOFSAYER

[vindik8ed @ribbonteeth]

Project Hail Mary Review: Amaze!!! Amaze!!! Amaze!!! All Humans Must Watch. Very good good good. Me and best friend wore Celebration Outfits! Soon pictures statement.

[vindik8ed @ribbonteeth]

The hopecore will continue until morale improves

[vindik8ed @ribbonteeth]

Don't slop my hogs bro

[Catholic Sat @CatholicSat]

Pope Leo XIV in a very practical Lenten Message to all Christians says:

“I would like to invite you to a very practical and frequently unappreciated form of abstinence: that of refraining from words that offend and hurt our neighbor. Let us begin by disarming our language, avoiding harsh words and rash judgement, refraining from slander and speaking ill of those who are not present and cannot defend themselves. Instead, let us strive to measure our words and cultivate kindness and respect in our families, among our friends, at work, on social media, in political debates, in the media and in Christian communities. In this way, words of hatred will give way to words of hope and peace.”

Full text here: https://t.co/GTHINqW7wR

[Nostalgia @nostalgiaa]

It's 3am somewhere

[Billy Mays III @infinitethird]

not now criss angel