Leah

I would always rather be happy than dignified.
—Charlotte Brontë, Jane Eyre

[Leah @RibenaRat]

All I want out of a life is to listen to Radio 4 in peace

[Leah @RibenaRat]

@DeliveryGroupUK

Hi there, I made an order from Ebay which used your delivery service - tracking number is SM14083140909345080100F
The tracking has not updated since the 15th August, and I was wondering what might have happened to it. Thank you,

Leah Dainty

[Leah @RibenaRat]

I think one of the best things about punk music is that the songs are usually so short #theclash #theslits #gunsofbrixton #boing #typicalgirls

[Leah @RibenaRat]

@MrPSB I use the actual Twitter app, and it's definitely an X now! Looks bloody weird on my phone desktop, especially after 14 years!

[Leah @RibenaRat]

My Twitter hasn't changed at all, is it because my phone is so old?!

[Leah @RibenaRat]

My phone is so old that the logo is still a bird, not an X... the app is fully updated. I'm running on Android version 9 still...! I went on Twitter through my browser and it's an X there.

[Leah @RibenaRat]

Anyway, I was finally able to bring myself to watch the final season of Better Call Saul recently, so now I'm having an epic binge from the start of BCS, then Breaking Bad, then El Camino. See how it all hangs together and that.

[Leah @RibenaRat]

Pretty sure I'm going to delete Twitter soon, it makes no sense these days compared to when I used the Plume app and had nice neat curated lists. It's like a room full of strange people shouting over each other now.

[Leah @RibenaRat]

@communiescript What? No... NO!

[Leah @RibenaRat]

Fuck you, Christmas. Just fuck you.

[Leah @RibenaRat]

@fesshole The lip balm I use does have the colour and texture of earwax... something to think about maybe if I ever actually finish the pot

[Leah @RibenaRat]

@RoyalMailHelp hi there, is anyone available to help with a query about a delivery please

[Leah @RibenaRat]

I want to put some drum n bass on or something, but also don't want to annoy people! It's a 3 storey flat block and I can hear the guy on the top floor snoring at night from my ground floor cave. Can't exactly go and kick him like I used to kick a snoring Chris!

[Leah @RibenaRat]

@MrPSB Thank you... I don't have live TV and can't be arsed to check radio listings. It's going to be a long day...

[Leah @RibenaRat]

Has the funeral started yet? I can hear congregational singing but unsure if from nearby church or someone's TV/radio within my flat block. Can't bloody escape... I'm trying to avoid any live forms of media today, at least those I can't control. It can all go to hell.

[Leah @RibenaRat]

Actually considering shaving my head, lord knows especially with long hair my shower is the worst for hogging electricity. Could do a Moira Rose and mix it up appearance-wise with wigs. I'll revisit the idea come October.

[Leah @RibenaRat]

@anon_opin I'm 42, so I'm resentfully calling middle-aged 50+ thank you very much

[Leah @RibenaRat]

Aw. RIP Paulie Walnuts

[Leah @RibenaRat]

He's out, would ye adam and eve it

[Leah @RibenaRat]

I'll try and question it, but doubt there's much I can do, just unfortunate timing. Missed out by 5 days :(