Ricardo

[B24 @B24PT]

"Eu não tive a sorte de nascer portista, mas estou seguro que vou morrer portista." — Gabri Veiga

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Accurate

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

You know it was a bad day at work when you get home and your phone battery is still at 95%

[Seskinho 🇯🇵 @Seskinho9]

Sold Garnacho
Sold Antony
Sold Rashford
Sold Sancho
Sold Hojlund
Sold Onana

Bought Cunha
Bought Mbeumo
Bought Sesko
Unlocked Amad

Called out Wilcox
Called out the board
Eradicated player power
SET THE STANDARD

He actually rebuilt the club HIMSELF 🇵🇹

[riri @oopspiastri]

mclaren told oscar to speed up to put pressure on max but it was just to make sure lando is not driving in dirty air lol

[Gontse Chauke 📝 @_BlackZA]

Fortunately, they were right. When you surround yourself with high achieving individuals, you have no option but to catch up.

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

Unpopular opinion but busy days are the best days, you might be tired and stressed but atleast you were not overthinking and sad all day

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Same

[433 @433]

𝐑𝐔́𝐁𝐄𝐍 𝐍𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐒 𝐒𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐄𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐑 𝐈𝐍 𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐒𝐓 🏠 𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇 𝐖𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐁𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃 𝐃𝐈𝐎𝐆𝐎 𝐉𝐎𝐓𝐀'𝐒 𝐍𝐔𝐌𝐁𝐄𝐑 𝟐𝟏! ❤️🫶

[steph crown @stephcrown06]

Just wait for the paint to dry, then paint that end.

Moral lesson: If you wait to understand how to finish, you may never begin. Just start, you'll figure it out along the way.

[Mullet-Man @MulletmanComics]

The worst when you know you have the power and time but zero drive

[The Race Extra @theraceextra]

THERE'S NO WAY

[Taylor Fritz @Taylor_Fritz97]

Someone on @LeagueOfLegends told me to go touch grass so I did

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

my mom once told me “accountability will always feel like an attack when you are not ready to acknowledge how your behavior harms others” and that shit is real.

[blue @bluewmist]

to avoid burnout at work use the 30-30 rule: after 30 minutes of work, quit your job and disappear into the mountains for 30 years.

[ꜱᴜᴄᴏʟᴇɢᴀ ® @SuColegaaaRM]

Cristiano Ronaldo hace poco hizo el mismo gol que Lamine Yamal ayer y no se le dio tanto bombo.

[͏͏͏𝐉𝐚𝐲 ⌖ 🇿🇦🇫🇷 @cagiago_]

Keep your World Cup man this is the best football player ever, even Kendrick Lamar has more Grammys than Michael Jackson and we all know who’s better

[Ricardo @ricardoop9]

@OmgItisFlash @JTransferencias Lembra me de nunca seguir o que dizes para apostar

[Ricardo Ferreira @RicFerreira47]

O governo ter de explicar aos seus cidadãos que por norma quando se recebe IRS é apenas uma devolução dum ‘empréstimo sem juros’ que os próprios fizeram ao estado é altamente explanatório do que acontece a um povo que cresce e é educado sob governos socialistas