Rica Zara

[Rica Zara @ricazed]

I need a 30-minute version of All Too Well.

[Rica Zara @ricazed]

@TransLink Thank you!

[Rica Zara @ricazed]

@TransLink is there really an 8:21 am bus 123 coming at stop no. 61651? I've noticed in the last couple days that the next bus comes in at 8:33 instead.

[Rica Zara @ricazed]

I don't remember the last time I brushed my hair. #WorkFromHome

[Rica Zara @ricazed]

"Oh shoot I was supposed to drive but that's okay I'll just pee this beer out".

WHAT. NO.
THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS.
#overheard

[Rica Zara @ricazed]

A Gen Z-er in the office: Where's the coloured option in the fax machine?

[Rica Zara @ricazed]

Sansa made up her mind about brexit in like 2 seconds.

[Rica Zara @ricazed]

First time going under anesthesia and this is how it went:
Me: 99...98...97
*wakes up and surgery is done*
Me: holy shit I lost an hour

[Rica Zara @ricazed]

It's mating season and there's a hummingbirb who's camped on the tree near my bedroom window. I wish him all the best but does he really have to do his loud booty calls for the lady birbs at 5:30 in the morning?!

[Rica Zara @ricazed]

Office door is open and out of the corner of my eye, I see someone's toddler giggling and dashing back & forth in the hallway like a creepy ghost and I guess this is how horror movies start.

[Rica Zara @ricazed]

I just had 4 Yakults. Because I can.

[Rica Zara @ricazed]

Coworking spaces need a froyo machine. Why do we not have a froyo machine??

[Rica Zara @ricazed]

@enrikadiaz @chinggay_md @hanibants Ahahahha!! Kita ko to!

[Rica Zara @ricazed]

Vancouver drinking game: everytime family & friends come to visit and they realize there's no uber/lyft in the city, chug a craft beer.

[Rica Zara @ricazed]

Overheard on train: I need something that's more than coffee but less than cocaine

[Rica Zara @ricazed]

Not sure how the family beside me got their homemade chicken korma past airport security but I'd gladly trade my sad, overpriced airport sandwich for some of their korma and roti.

[Rica Zara @ricazed]

Weddings are really just one big season finale crossover episode. #showerthoughts

[Rica Zara @ricazed]

Multiple colleagues asking how I'm feeling when I haven't really told anyone I'm sick is probably code for "go home, you're infecting everyone".

[Rica Zara @ricazed]

If I buy a new computer, do I get a new FBI agent?

[Rica Zara @ricazed]

Life should be like hockey - you beat up a person who pisses you off, sit in the penalty box, and come out grudge-less. Happy #NHL100!