dann

sugar cube dice roll

[dann @rice_grips]

If a person is taller than me, older than me, has more responsibilities than me, has a better taste in music than me, drives a car that gets more miles to the gallon than mine does, or just asks politely.. I will call them big dog

[dann @rice_grips]

@waui_zaui God dammit how’d I miss that, one of the finest rap songs of all time

[dann @rice_grips]

@waui_zaui Thanks but you’re never gonna remember my birthday. You’re not built like that

[dann @rice_grips]

@trashbagsupreme as far as dogs go yours is pretty chill, but it’s literally insane and you can’t convince me otherwise

[dann @rice_grips]

@meleehardlol @cozy_cider thought this was u and @waui_zaui for a sec

[dann @rice_grips]

@waui_zaui @atomicpunk1312 hella egg on their face

[dann @rice_grips]

@waui_zaui

[dann @rice_grips]

@cozy_cider

[dann @rice_grips]

@cozy_cider Thelma & Louise? More like Will, Dan, & Steve’s dad’s gun

[dann @rice_grips]

@waui_zaui @lilpizzagreene I’m people

[dann @rice_grips]

@tompolek Thanks Tom!

[dann @rice_grips]

Someone gave me money, milk, cookies, and braised short rib with pineapple fried rice to do this. These folks set an unreachable bar for how I would like to be treated everyday

[dann @rice_grips]

@waui_zaui What?

[dann @rice_grips]

@trashbagsupreme @waui_zaui Thanks, Kira! This helps!

[dann @rice_grips]

about last year

[dann @rice_grips]

@cozy_cider @trashbagsupreme Dan got moderna at 10am on a Wednesday. Felt good til about 8pm. Then had a rough night, pretty drained the following morning. Right as rain by like 8pm Thursday evening

[dann @rice_grips]

My mom thinks we would be friends if I wasn’t her son, but I’m just not seeing how that would be possible