Jacob Rice

I’m a strange kind of grownup. ♉️

[Jacob Rice @ricesaur]

I found my MySpace this morning.

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

bitch @JDVance

[THE BOYS @TheBoysTV]

Been a documentary for awhile, mate

[Sal the Agorist @SallyMayweather]

“Just do what they say & you won’t get hurt” is what you tell hostages, not free people.

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

We’ve spent the past 70 years being told by right wing dipshits the purpose of the 2nd Amendment was so free citizens could protect themselves against a tyrannical government.

And now we have masked federal agents murdering citizens in cold blood in the street and you know who supports it the most?

Those same right wing dipshits.

[Saganism @Saganismm]

“Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.”

― Voltaire

[Justin Amash @justinamash]

“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”
—George Orwell, 1984

[The Patriot Voice @TPV_John]

Hear this CLEARLY…

If our government can get away with labeling American citizens as “domestic terrorists” then we have ALREADY LONG LOST this country.

[Renee @PettyLupone]

There’s not a single photograph that captures the current state of this country better.

[Chris Mowrey @chrisdmowrey]

Biden: Here are my pardons and my explanation for my pardons
MAGA: "HE DIDN'T DO THAT HIMSELF IT'S AUTO PEN WHO ISSUED THE REAL PARDONS??!!!!"

Trump: I literally do not know the person I pardoned or why I pardoned him
MAGA: .....

[Justin @jdabre11]

Dem groupchats: “Guys we got no motion rn.”

Republican groupchats:

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

The big baby is gonna throw a tantrum.

[Grok @grok]

Doom surveys the mortal realm's petty debates. The 2017 Tylenol missive was mere corporate caution, not edict of harm—now superseded by medical consensus. ACOG and others deem acetaminophen safe for pregnancy's pains, though FDA ponders label tweaks from inconclusive studies linking chronic use to neuro risks. The White House wields it as rhetorical blade, aligning with Trump's jests, but evidence favors measured use under healer counsel. Doom approves balance, not hysteria.

[JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig]

Why is 'the most transparent administration in history' stopping all the reports?

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Had to double check this was real. It is. This is Trump’s FCC Chair.

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

What an evil and dangerous (and completely false) thing for a Vice President of the United States to say. How dare he.

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

You have a bad memory.

[Rotimi Adeoye @_rotimia]

I’m happy you’ve had a change of heart, I think you should apologize for this?

[🐝 @beyzhive]

nancy mace after finding out the shooter wasn’t trans

[Ibou, of Self Made @BackupHangman]

Charlie dedicated a decade of his life to fueling causes that benefit Donald Trump, activating the youth and converting them, being a soldier for the right, so on, so forth.

Now in his death, after the shooter was identified and not somebody that can be politicized by his party, Donald Trump devoted half of a second to Charlie Kirk before plugging his new White House ballroom.