@Shteyngart would love to see you at our 20th @CollsBook on Oct. 1 as a presenter! Or maybe you could pop in and browse our celebration of literacy. It’d be a hoot to meet you.
Overheard while lightly napping during the 5 o’clock news: Officials told this reporter that the spray is not toxic to wildlife or humans, however it is deadly to the alien invaders from Betacam Prime.