Richard

happy to share my time 🤣🤣🤣

[Richard @richard_beaney]

@DanBilzerian Well that seals it. Mohamed said have a go on Jew lady folk regardless of age. This PDF accomplished all

[Richard @richard_beaney]

@realMaalouf Wait until he goes to Thailand. Shock

[Richard @richard_beaney]

⁦@StephenKing⁩

[Richard @richard_beaney]

@toolstelegraph @StephenKing No. Just no. Dogs have a good sense of smell. They sense it because it’s taught. Not because it’s a measure of time. Dogs are lovable idiots. They “know “ through body language if they learn.

[Richard @richard_beaney]

@Ceo_Branding @StephenKing If they don’t dwell on the past, maybe they don’t have good memories?

[Richard @richard_beaney]

@StephenKing Dogs can’t read watches……. Can they?

[Richard @richard_beaney]

@StephenKing Mr. King. You are without doubt the most inspiring writer of your genre. So I’m guessing this a rhetorical question. Because dogs. ( and I love them to bits) can’t measure time.

[Richard @richard_beaney]

@DjokerNole @Olympics @OKSrbije The GREATEST player tennis has seen. Not in doubt now!

[Richard @richard_beaney]

@elonmusk 😂 great editing skills!

[Richard @richard_beaney]

I think if Jesus Christ came back he’d take one look and go back into hibernation.

[Richard @richard_beaney]

@SkySportsNews Gone are the days of the tackle. Soon they’ll be falling over. “Cause he looked at him funny”!

[Richard @richard_beaney]

@AustralianOpen Fit tennis players: who brought Mr. Grunty? Not me. Not me. Not me. Let him have a point. They’ll probably clap. I got s*uff to do. Call it? Yep. Congratulations sir you win🎉🎉🎉 Yey

[Richard @richard_beaney]

@rickygervais Kidding. What would you say to the younger you

[Richard @richard_beaney]

@rickygervais Is there anything you would say to yourself. Apart from “hair transplant”?

[Richard @richard_beaney]

@rickygervais Do you need anymore awards! FFS

[Richard @richard_beaney]

@steftsitsipas Whereas Alcaraz…

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Making myself all beautiful for my sold out Arena gig in Zurich. #Armageddon

[NHS Million @NHSMillion]

Junior doctor starting salary in:

🇦🇺 Australia: £60,000
🇨🇦 Canada: £46,000
🇫🇷 France: £43,700
🇺🇸 USA: £41,900

🇬🇧 UK: £29,384

RT if you agree they deserve so much better

[Richard @richard_beaney]

@UnitedStandMUFC Class player

[Richard @richard_beaney]

Presenting a rare look at the lessor Berk. In its natural habitat.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

It’s not my fault I’m fat. I blame all the excess food and wine I consume every day. Bastards.