DJ Mike Hock-ey

Part-time chaos GREMLIN 😈 Unhinged menace with a PhD in YOLO🔥 Here to torch your timeline and rizz your girl

[DJ Mike Hock-ey @richardface33]

I know what you’re going through brotha 🫡 #keepstrivin

[katsu @katsuxbt]

Steph Curry says he was so used to blurry vision that it took his GM spotting him squinting on TV to ask if he could see

“A little over eight years ago, I realized through a text from Bob Myers, he was watching a road game of ours as our GM and he’s like, ‘Yo, why are you squinting so much during the game? Can you see?’”

“They had me on the camera on the sidelines... It was the first time really anybody asked me that, because that’s just the way that I saw the world. And thankfully, obviously, I had the resource and access to go get early screening on my vision. I knew it didn’t feel right, but I didn’t know what that meant.”

“And so, come to find out, I had a condition called [keratoconus] that is a sight-threatening condition.”

[DJ Mike Hock-ey @richardface33]

@ChasingOdds_ You may be retarded in NFL discourse but don’t insult our own intelligences. You know what you meant. #donewithit #CYA

[DJ Mike Hock-ey @richardface33]

Let people talk enough and they will genuine show they don’t know football beyond a gambling addiction 💀💀💀 chase your odds, Pats are chasing SBs😭😭💀

[Chasing Odds @ChasingOdds_]

@Anytime23CCS Using “per play” or “per attempt” after a statistic is a complete cheese.

Couldn’t use yards a game.. eh let’s use yards per play it sounds good 💀

Couldn’t use pass yards a game.. eh let’s use per pass attempt 💀

[DJ Mike Hock-ey @richardface33]

Forgot one #fuckyouforthat

[DJ Mike Hock-ey @richardface33]

As a Pats fan you have two options. You can either ignore the haters or you can go to war with the dum dums of the world. You have to understand that every single snap, every single tick of the clock is going to be under a microscope and heavily scrutinized… 1/2

[DJ Mike Hock-ey @richardface33]

because they have tortured the entire league for the better part of 25 years. They hate the idea of going back to the misery they were once trapped in, so they are going to deny every chance they get. They did it to the goat, why don’t you think they’ll do it again?

[DJ Mike Hock-ey @richardface33]

@ChasingOdds_ Odd choice going with the personal attacks, but as I said earlier we are talking about going into the week. Not after another game has been played for the entire league. #toughlook #jerk #nice

[DJ Mike Hock-ey @richardface33]

Had to go to war with a friend of mine today. Usually a smart fella, (probably bats .500 overall) but tries to be a hater bc he’s still butthurt over a 20yr dynasty.

Rest easy brother, your watch has ended. I will battle the low IQ NFL fans from here. #respect

[Cal (girl dad) @calsayswhat]

The Raiders over the last three weeks:

L to the Chiefs by 3
L to the Patriots by 28
L to the Bills by 3

The Pats beat them by FOUR TDs, yet people wanna say that it didn’t matter bc it was “just the Raiders”? Yeah ok.

Like I said last week, there are levels to this shit.

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

The #Patriots have designated WR AJ Brown to return from IR.

[DJ Mike Hock-ey @richardface33]

This LASK team looks slow as hell💀 #nottalkingspeed

[DJ Mike Hock-ey @richardface33]

Tough night last night for the Allen has no weapons crowd. 34 pts and he played poorly for a most of the game💀

[🎟️ @PlutoCooked]

He’s truly hit levels of PR that I didn’t know were possible

[Football @BostonConnr]

2 weeks ago:

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

26/34
399 Total yards
5 Total TDs
24 years old

Drake Maye.

[DJ Mike Hock-ey @richardface33]

This truck gets a flat tire from a pothole. Old truck eats the pothole, paves it, and then delivers you shit crumpled up. #notmyuspstruck

[DJ Mike Hock-ey @richardface33]

@USPS THE NEW MAIL TRUCKS FUCKING SUCK. SHAME ON YOU FOR APPROVING THIS MONSTROSITY

[DJ Mike Hock-ey @richardface33]

Yall want this shit delivering your mail?!?💀 I need my mail truck to have bulk. I need it to have some muscle.

[High Yield Harry @HighyieldHarry]

There should be fewer international games. We have games in Australia, Brazil, and THREE games in London.

Europe doesn’t put a few Champions League games in America.

Enough.

[Doug Kyed @DougKyed]

Patriots HC Mike Vrabel on Bills DB C.J. Gardner-Johnson: "For a guy that's been on eight teams in four years? I mean, I guess he knows the drill."