Richard Heller

Author (despite all). Pianist, cricketer (disputed). Dedicated to defeat of Donald Trump. Free campaign materials against him in prose, poetry and song at site

[Richard Heller @richardheller]

https://t.co/Y3Rto7SuwX Never thought I would be published in Tribune when I worked for Denis Healey and it was ‘under enemy occupation’. But now glad to qualify as a radical after publication of new anti-Establishment history of the game everywhere. https://t.co/hREKIopJGq

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Suspending my long boycott of this medium, which has reduced it to its knees, to announce that my history of cricket everyehere not forgetting Bhutan is out today. Order it now to avoid disappointment from Waterstones: https://t.co/LaAXNGElMr or Amazon: https://t.co/HZgPkdzEcb

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which has often given shelter to my homeless brilliance, has printed the full version which you can see on this link: https://t.co/TDfymxrv9x

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I think that the hold is financial not sexual and that Putin is the ultimate creditor of the Dotard’s mismanaged and indebted empire. However, there is a very tenable counter-theory that Putin does not need any specific leverage over the Dotard to turn him into his “useful idiot”

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And hey, an incompetent timeserver with alcohol issues … that’s a Putin kind of guy!
The Guardian capriciously refused my thoughts on the Starmer-Dotard relationship but fortunately you have read most of them here first and now the online journal Comment Central,

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on terms of anonymity about the nature of Putin’s alleged hold over Dotard Trump. Personally, at level 2 point 5 in the hierarchy, one who has read actual books and not by me but by other people and even spoken to a few of their authors,

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These notes and the ascent of global literature were interrupted again by a stroke. Like the one which consumed you all with anxiety some years ago it was not much of a stroke, more a push to midwicket than a full blooded straight drive

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Fortunately, I had prepared in advance a fine exordium which follows.There’s been multiple speculation from conspiracy theorists, readers of actual books, serious authors of actual books, sources, well-informed sources and even sources with actual knowledge of the matter speaking

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and it got the same reception as last time. I think they are too young to remember the speaking clock, the young lady with the cut glass accent and the pips every ten seconds.

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An ambulance whisked me to the same hospital which treated the last one and when they dug out my old notes, I repeated my previous jest: As the speaking clock used to say “at the third stroke your… time… will be… up”,

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but I recognized it at once when I had a funny turn and subsided to the bedroom floor startling Theo and Mortimer.

[Richard Heller @richardheller]

Mandelson now toxic or simply ridiculous to huge swathe of US opinion, including Trump supporters. Position untenable, never mind being unfit to represent King and country. New Foreign Secretary Yvette Cooper will lose all authority if she does not sack him.

[Rush @exRAF_Al]

Released. Peter Mandelson calls Jeffrey Epstein his “best pal”, shares a photo of himself with the paedophile dressed in a bathrobe and one in swimming trunks, finished with “yum yum”. Surely, once again discredited beyond belief, he must now resign.

https://t.co/FW0gFfOewN

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@premnsikka Suggest that privatization is a gigantic money-laundering scheme to make public sector finances look more "prudent"

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Now moved over to here https://t.co/1P8xIopZxX

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A new bust needed for a newly busted President https://t.co/JAk87bTA1I

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And after that real history, some counterfeit history which should test any new-generation Ironometer. RT welcome https://t.co/BiEWJjWkSs