Richard

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[Richard @richardhtx]

For the World Cup tourists coming to Houston:

If you have never driving on Houston roads, don’t rent a car. Get an uber or use public transportation.

Houston doesn’t need more clueless drivers on the streets

[Richard @richardhtx]

si Gilberto Mora mete gol, México gana el mundial!

[Richard @richardhtx]

Rookie mistake to not have the World Cup on Telemundo

[Tom Bogert @tombogert]

All it took was literally the second hydration break for FOX to run too many commercials and miss some live action.

Absolutely ridiculous conceit.

[Richard @richardhtx]

México, cómo quieres que tenga fe en tí si nomás puedes anotar un gol contra Sudáfrica (10 jugadores)?

[LIVERPOOLHONDURAS🇭🇳❤️ @LIVERPOOL_504]

El partido de ida y vuelta más largo de la HISTORIA:

[Richard @richardhtx]

@Cadillac_F1 @FIFAWorldCup Admin, post a video of Checo saying “VIVA MEXICO CABRONES!”

[Richard @richardhtx]

Paxton can be charged with felony fraud, accused of bribery and abuse of office, sued for violating the Texas Whistleblower Act, cheat on his wife, but this is where Texans draw the line!

[On3 @On3]

NEW: Texas AG Ken Paxton sent a formal letter to Big 12 officials threatening legal action if the conference moves to sanction Texas Tech over its support of QB Brendan Sorsby.

(via @PeteNakos)

https://t.co/aGynKGsVJo

[Richard @richardhtx]

@JacksonTweetin @jaycaspiankang The rest of the Spurs were able to analyze that in real time. Everyone is back on defense.

But Fox didn’t have the proper composure and panicked

[Richard @richardhtx]

@Seanptheghost @jaycaspiankang It’s a dumb play. The Spurs had 5 players back, the Knicks only had 3. Fouling gave the Knicks time to set up, and also prevented a potential backcourt violation

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

What an absolute disgrace. A FIFA-certified referee being denied entry to the United States purely because he is Somali.

The World Cup is meant to bring people together. This is racism, plain and simple. Shameful.

https://t.co/rpSgTmmPU4

[Richard @richardhtx]

Spurs fans, what hurt the most: the Ray Allen shot or blowing a 29-point lead in the NBA Finals?

[bianca @biancangelita]

if i was on the spurs i’d kms for that game …wtf

[Richard @richardhtx]

De’Aaron Fox with the lead, possession, and time on his side, decides to go up for a layup🤦‍♂️

once a Kings, always a Kings

[Richard @richardhtx]

REMEMBER THE CHOKEJOB!

[Richard @richardhtx]

THE SPURS JUST BLEW THE BIGGEST LEAD IN NBA HISTORY!

[Richard @richardhtx]

Knicks fans are already on Stage 3: Bargaining

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

If the Knicks spend every possession for the rest of the game trying to dunk on Wemby, it doesnt even matter if they score, what are the chances they can draw contact above the neck?

[Mireya @__Miri__]

I can’t stand seeing Draymond on my tv screen

[Richard @richardhtx]

The Spurs get a 29 point lead, and suddenly Richard Jefferson is quiet

[Trang @traaang]

Wemby said ‘oui oui I’m in your head now’

[Richard @richardhtx]

I’m loving the level of physicality of these NBA Finals