richard ayoade real quotes

Appreciating Richard’s comedic persona by fan-posting his non-scripted, real quotes from Travel Man, BFQs, interviews, podcasts + more, all out of context

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“Twitter is a repository of things that have no place elsewhere.”

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// revived this account just to say I canNOT believe it. oh my goooood.

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Taskmaster has announced the competitors for Series 22: Chloe Petts, Isy Suttie, Matt Lucas, Nina Conti, and Richard Ayoade.

https://t.co/e5gWuONxHG

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"Tell me more about this person you know who has access to Zoom. She knows someone who can get on Zoom!"

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"Everyone wants to leave a conversation with me. But you can't just do it. It's not right. If you're saying 'I'm gonna leave this conversation', I'm free to follow you and I'm free to hunt you down."

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“It’s a bit like seeing a party scene in a Hollywood film. It always feels like one of the bleakest events ever. I think anytime you show someone having a good time it’s depressing. Like, you just go: ‘Oh, okay, I wasn’t there, great’.”

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“It’s an argument for saying that some thoughts shouldn’t be recorded, which I think podcasting has challenged.”

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“Growth does hurt. [...] I do know. ‘Cause I’ve grown. I used to be smaller.”

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“I'm very happy here, amongst... well, whoever you are.”

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“I feel I’m protected from sharks by my lifestyle. I just don’t come across them!”

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@thesix_idiots // aww I've missed posting here too

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“What higher purpose is there than spite?”

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// happy... valentine's... day...

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@Sholt98 // Thanks! I hope I can start posting again soon because I've run out of the quotes for now

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// happy birthday!!

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“I’ve found out that I may be more awkward than I thought I was.”

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‘In the words of all non-Caucasian people in action films all the time: “Go on without me”.’

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“The worst thing you can give someone with scurvy is a breadstick.”

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“A distressed pony after a very unsuccessful shopping trip sounds very much like not my problem.”

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"Sorry, I've got a bit of frontal lobe stuck between my teeth."

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“I do like trains. It’s one of the few modes of transport that don’t make me sick.”

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“You’re forcing me to be the positive one and it’s not good casting!”