Richard Prince

[Richard Prince @richardprince]

Let's make a deal.

[Richard Prince @richardprince]

This is an occasion for exercising virtue. A slowness to take offense is recommended. The watchword transgression.

[Richard Prince @richardprince]

RT @richardprince: I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to his funeral in one car.

[Richard Prince @richardprince]

Tonight. http://j.mp/jMgVj2

[Richard Prince @richardprince]

I JUST SOLVED THE PARKING PROBLEM. I BOUGHT A PARKED CAR. A PARKEDCA R A PARKED CAR

[Richard Prince @richardprince]

I HAD A FRIEND WHO WAS A CLOWN. WHEN HE DIED, ALL HIS FRIENDS WENT TO HIS FUNERAL IN ONE CAR. ANOTHER ONE ANOTHERONEANOTHER ONE

[Richard Prince @richardprince]

RT @Gagosian: Art Observed covers the Richard Prince show in Paris http://fb.me/XLdLm5gX

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http://twitpic.com/4jvac0

[Richard Prince @richardprince]

Drunk: I wasn't smoking in bed, it was on fire when I laid down.

[Richard Prince @richardprince]

Fireman pulling drunk out of a burning bed: You darned fool, that'll teach you to smoke in bed.

[Richard Prince @richardprince]

I've been married for thirty-four years and I'm still in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me.

[Richard Prince @richardprince]

http://twitpic.com/4id714

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http://twitpic.com/4hn2tt

[Richard Prince @richardprince]

I CALLED DOWN TO THE DESK, I SAID, "IS THIS ROOM SERVICE?" SHE SAID, "YES"I SAID SEND UP A ROOM."

[Richard Prince @richardprince]

THE GUY SAYS TO THE DOCTOR, "HEY WHAT CAN YOU DO ABOUT MY YELLOW TEETH?" THE DOC SAYS, "TRY A BROWN TIE." A TIE A BROWN ONE, TRY, TRY A BROW

[Richard Prince @richardprince]

A GUY GOES TO A PSYCHIATRIST WEARING ONLY SARAN WRAP. THE PSYCHIATRIST SAYS TO THE GUY, I CAN CLEARLY SEE YOUR NUTS.

[Richard Prince @richardprince]

ANOTHER ONE ANOTHER ONE ANOTHER ONE

[Richard Prince @richardprince]

I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to his funeral in one car.