Everythingisfvcked

21st Century Disillusioned Human, Dad. Living while I'm young.

[Everythingisfvcked @richardsonethan]

It is just way too fucking convenient for him: media is silenced and terrorized, no one is talking about Iran or the economy, and he gets a justification for his dipshit ballroom...

[Everythingisfvcked @richardsonethan]

Frontotemporal dementia is a helluva drug

[Everythingisfvcked @richardsonethan]

@BuffaloBills Sweet. Can it go back to not being named after a corporation, then?

[Rachel Maddow @maddow]

Quick turnaround on this one...

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

My dad instilled a lot in me, but perhaps most important is the belief that there’s no higher calling than to be a good parent. Happy Father’s Day to all the dads working to help raise their children — and all our children — to be honorable, generous, and kind.

[Al Franken @alfranken]

6,200 people at Trump rally in Tulsa. Acts that had bigger crowds at the same venue in 2019:

- Sha Na Na
- The Pips (w/o Gladys Knight)
- Loverboy
- John Tesh
- The West Virginia Touring Company of La Traviata

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

I'm tired of seeing dumb Obamagate hashtags trending.

Can we get #ObamaGreat to trend?

It would probably piss off trump GREATLY. BIGLY.

Because it's true.
#ObamaGreat

[Everythingisfvcked @richardsonethan]

This is from the SBA guidelines on the PPP loan program. Let's average and say 3% on the 22B Bank of America "processed" today. That's 660M in taxpayer money going to BofA for doing pretty much not one fucking thing.
https://t.co/83scsk3bdT

[Wonkette @Wonkette]

You knew it was coming. https://t.co/tHD1fffz4D

[Everythingisfvcked @richardsonethan]

@kylegriffin1 Because she's a fucking asshole.

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Trump should worry. Democrats are on the march.

Virginia turnout exceeded 2016 and 2018.

New Hampshire turnout exceeded 2016 & 2008.

South Carolina turnout exceeded 2016 & was close to 2008.

When Democrats turn out, as we are now -- as we did in the midterms -- we win.

[Everythingisfvcked @richardsonethan]

Choosing among Old White Men https://t.co/g0ywwX9t1j

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

Hooooly shit.

An audience member asks Warren if she ever wonders, “Who is going to be my Mike Pence? Who is going to look at me with adoring eyes?”
@ewarren: “I already have a dog.”

[Everythingisfvcked @richardsonethan]

@TheOfficerTatum @AOC because even if papers are fake, most illegals are still getting a paycheck and FICA is being deducted. @AOC

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Undocumented immigrants pay more in US taxes than Amazon or Facebook do.

[Everythingisfvcked @richardsonethan]

Hitler is the wrong analogy -- he never fired anyone. @realDonaldTrump is actually a pathetic, toddler version of Stalin.

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: President Trump ousts ambassador to EU Gordon Sondland, who gave damaging testimony in impeachment inquiry. https://t.co/qoN94Ooc9n

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Breaking: President Trump fires Gordon Sondland, the second impeachment witness to be removed from their post on Friday https://t.co/5gjiuEt37W

[Everythingisfvcked @richardsonethan]

No more government by Grandpas. No racist demented Grandpas, no Folksy Protestant Grandpas, no angry Jewish Grandpas. I'm with @PeteButtigieg @ewarren @amyklobuchar