Richard Sparkes

Fire fighter of the aviational variety / dog walker / ocassional jogger

[Richard Sparkes @richardsparkes7]

@StevenF17066810 The old Peter Luis building in Douglas, books her work through insta - Suzy_Manton_Tattoo

[Richard Sparkes @richardsparkes7]

3 months without our little puppy poo 💔 still got my little walking buddy with me when I head out though

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@StevenF17066810 Thanks mate, Suzy Manton did this one. Her animal tattoos are fantastic

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Just in case anyone didn't know . . . Carl Slater bums dogs

#brassic

[Richard Sparkes @richardsparkes7]

@trit0ps Ever wondered why farts smell stronger in the shower? The warm, moist environment of a bath or shower can enhance the perception of smells. Humidity can make odours feel more intense and linger longer.
(Also related, the smell of "warm rain")
You're welcome 😅

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@marksimoo Buzzard?

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@StevenF17066810 Option 1 👌🤞

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@DouglasDistrict Pretty sure Brian said if Rick scored a brace he'd be out tonight 👀

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The influence of #TheInbetweeners just cannot be measured #Paris2024

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@pump268 @_xmadisonnnn_x Putting down women for no reason doesn't make them want you 🙄

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Why oh why do news outlets insist on saying #juniordoctors want a 30% pay rise? They want £21 an hour. Thats it. Who can honestly say that isn't a reasonable ask!?

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Daylight going to work on an early shift
BA wear at work
Sunny afternoon taking the pooch for a stroll up a hill

As work days go, it's pretty bloody good 👌

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@StevenF17066810 😂 First thing was fine, but it's grim out there now. Defo wouldn't fancy playing or watching in this

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Christ on a bike, imagine if this parent saw an under 8 picking their nose while watching a plane fly over instead of looking at the pitch 😂 under 8s is meant to be chaos, not a tactical game at all

[putasinghonit @putasinghonit]

This message from a group chat of parents for an *UNDER 8’s* five a side Sunday football team is further proof that men who take football far too seriously are unhinged.

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@AWG1 @anon_opin I've paid for it, I'm eating it 🤷

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Kevin Sinfield is a real life hero. Pushing himself to the absolute limit for the benefit of those in need. 100% deserves a knighthood

[Richard Sparkes @richardsparkes7]

Hi @RoyalMailHelp - is there anywhere I can get updates on a signed for parcel that was sent a week ago? Online tracking says no updates until delivery has been attempted

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@fesshole What an absolute cunt of a "man"
Bet your wife put more thought into the mug than you put into the necklace, just for you to bitch about it anonymously

[Richard Sparkes @richardsparkes7]

Why are @AerLingus encouraging everyone to check in early for flights, then charging for any seat that is checked in 48 hours before a flight?