Richard Haistead

husband to Teresa, dad to Laura, office worker, MASSIVE Stephen King & Norwich City fan (to a much lesser extent). Keen fisherman. DIY skill improving monthly

[Richard Haistead @richcarp0]

@Green_k100

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@JackReeveTNC Striiiker

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@Sporf Arrogance starting early I see

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@RKH4658 Offered nothing recently. No strength on the ball. Probably score now

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@saxman09a @JoJoFromJerz Daft prick surely?

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@DanieIEmery Shame he doesn’t try saving with his tiny hand

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@RogueBaboon57 @Gary_Gowers This is like Inception

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@johnpavlovitz @MarinaPurkiss

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Is Schwartau still hanging? #ncfc

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@StandUpForTrmp Cunt

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@JoJoFromJerz He’s a cunt

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

I WANT TO CONGRATULATE DONALD J. TRUMP FOR WINNING THE "YOU DIDN'T WIN THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE BECAUSE YOU'RE A WARMONGER AND A CLOWN BUT WE STILL NEED YOU SO HERE'S A HAPPY MEAL AWARD YOU CAN WEAR TO YOUR CABINET CONCUBINE MEETINGS SO YOUR HAREM CAN CLAP LIKE CIRCUS SEALS" MEDAL.

[Max Rushden 💛🖤 @maxrushden]

That post show green room is going to be something.

Everyone in silence.

Klum: “I think that went ok?”

Gretzky: NORTH MACADEMIA

Construction Worker: FIFA CUP!

Silence again.

[Richard Haistead @richcarp0]

@Gary_Gowers Uuuuuum

[Footy Accumulators @FootyAccums]

LEICESTER CITY IN THE 92ND MINUTE!

NORWICH ARE SET TO LOSE THEIR 569TH HOME MATCH IN A ROW 😭😭😭

[Archie @archielg5]

#ncfc fans discussing away days for next year

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@Sidnutz They probably can’t even be arsed to do that either

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@Sidnutz Bloody good clearance

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@RKH4658 Didn’t get vodka in his bottle. Gutted bless him

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@Carra_Rud Ditto Schwartau