Rich Custer

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Dear ugly people, you're welcome. Love, Alcohol

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Recipe for not getting laid: Mix 1 part sandals with 1 part socks.

[Rich Custer @richcuster1980]

Im done messing with dirty girls from here on out!! #saynotodirtygirls

[Rich Custer @richcuster1980]

Once a hoe always a hoe

[Rich Custer @richcuster1980]

@KMG2340_ seen you say shit before about it.. I love that show. Im down with #team arseno

[Rich Custer @richcuster1980]

Ready for celebrity apprentice?? @KMG2340_

[Rich Custer @richcuster1980]

Back in the saddle again...I'M BACK

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Why do the people that should never reproduce have the most kids?!?!

[Rich Custer @richcuster1980]

First dates are interviews, and if their hopped up on enough alcohol a GOOD TIME!!!

[Rich Custer @richcuster1980]

Wow its GREAT to be single.....forgot there for a minute!!!!

[Rich Custer @richcuster1980]

Skyline chili!!!!! And soft batch

[Office Humor @MensOfficeTalk]

#1:"whats the protocol for banging married chicks?" #2:"I don't know... same as with any girl. don't get her pregnant." #mensoffice

[Rich Custer @richcuster1980]

I see whores

[Rich Custer @richcuster1980]

Two bare feet on the dash board

[Rich Custer @richcuster1980]

Can't believe Riley Martin was on fantasy factory!!!!!!LOL

[Rich Custer @richcuster1980]

Stupid people make STUPID DECISIONS