Richard Hatton

Hero.

[Richard Hatton @richhatton]

@crazyclips_ Nope - he can't quite find the exit so he uses the rope to return to the entrance

[Richard Hatton @richhatton]

@NoContextBrits It's not a chocolate bar it's a fucking coconut abomination.

[Richard Hatton @richhatton]

@O2 Not sure what's going on with Pixel 6 pre-orders but something looks like it's gone very wrong. Got some 'info' from your chat but I remain unconvinced! It would be great if you could publicly announce the issue - at least let your customers know.

[Richard Hatton @richhatton]

@O2 @TomDavies_89 I ordered the day they were announced, still not got an email or text... Not sure who's getting them tomorrow

[100T Nadeshot @Nadeshot]

FROM DEEP!

[Richard Hatton @richhatton]

@virginmedia That's like saying to someone who's on fire: 'oh I'm very sorry to hear that, would you like some complementary petrol'. Imagine the possibilities of you had an online fault resolution team...

[Richard Hatton @richhatton]

@virginmedia only ISP in the UK with decent speeds... Your diagnostic tests state nothing is wrong, and I must have the superhub turned off... I forgot I have eyes. Maybe I'll use the online chat that's open 8am to 8am... Oh no that's offline too. Oh jeez, I guess that's too bad:

[Richard Hatton @richhatton]

@virginmedia It's 2018 - I refuse to call, for a digital company your digital journey is useless.

[Richard Hatton @richhatton]

@dominos @Dominos_UK Oh not to worry, the store has offered a free pizza and side... Only available in Lymington... I live over 60 miles away.

[Richard Hatton @richhatton]

@Dominos_UK is the Lymington store open... Been an hour and no update... Please.. I'm hungry. https://t.co/ME1CM3V5yY

[Richard Hatton @richhatton]

Are you even open in Lymington?! Ordered an hour ago and still on 'order'... no answer on the phone... #hungry @dominos

[Richard Hatton @richhatton]

Are you even open in Lymington?! Ordered an hour ago and still on 'order'... no answer on the phone... #hungry @dominos

[Richard Hatton @richhatton]

@rickyjrandall smells like headache??

[Richard Hatton @richhatton]

What is heavy forwards and not backwards? #riddler

[Richard Hatton @richhatton]

@DanieJerling sounds good to me pal, you can stay at my new gaff if you need accommodation we've got a spare room made up!

[Richard Hatton @richhatton]

@DanieJerling mate I've really enjoyed these, your new outlook is really refreshing. Next time you're heading to Portsmouth drop me a line!

[RT @RT_com]

Victory Day parade boycott calls defile Russian dead, shame American survivors (Op-Edge) http://t.co/5Mah978zPY

[Richard Hatton @richhatton]

@dominos check out the 'order placed' time & the actual time... Just to get to quality control! #hungry

[Richard Hatton @richhatton]

@elviiin ask me anything. I'll know the answer. #oasis

[Richard Hatton @richhatton]

"@elviiin: #tbt When me & @richhatton were in @portsmouthnews chattin' politics." I have this stuck to the fridge!