Richard L. Isaacs

Christian, writer/blogger, voracious reader, conservative. Musings on faith, life, and culture.

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People will judge you for spelling and grammer misteaks like their some kind of prostituting attorney...

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Lady: "I don't think your long hair is appropriate for a Christian man."

Me: "And I think you should keep your head covered. Yet, here we are honey."

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I know the #TrumpAdministration relies on #MarcoRubio as a "Jack of all trades," but it goes too far to make the man wear the hand-me-downs of #NicolasMaduro LOL

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I'm very disappointed that #PresidentTrump didn't meet with #GeneralTso on his trip to #China.
#MissedOpportunity LOL

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Everyone tries to be cool but here I am walking down the street with my 8 track boom box and my crocs with knee-high socks. Face it. You will never be this cool. LOL

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#UFO files #Pentagon
LOL

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#BraxtonHicks
A scam caller asked for my name. I said my name is Braxton Hicks. She referred to me as Mr. Hicks for the rest of the phone call...

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How long should you know a woman before asking the size of her personal library?
Asking for a nerdy friend...

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NOTICE: Tomorrow (Saturday, May 2nd) is World Naked Gardening Day.
DO NOT VISIT MY HOUSE WITHOUT CALLING AHEAD!!!
(I don't want to have to explain myself again this year...)

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Motivational thought for today:

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Cole Thomas Allen, the alleged White House Correspondents' Dinner shooter, has refused to talk unless he is allowed to speak with Jodie Foster.

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@cdtmgr7733 LOL

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CONSPIRACY THEORY #11,347

Don't get mad at me! I just discovered this today.

The reason J. D. Vance grew a beard is to cover up the fact that he is really Cooter from The Dukes of Hazzard.

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A #SecretService agent has #shot himself while on protective detail for #JillBiden

Odd. This usually only happens to people around #HillaryClinton

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@Riffraff3232 Just imagine OJ with a white Bronco...

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BREAKING
Several news outlets reporting that a #meteor has just crashed in #GroversMill NJ

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BREAKING NEWS...
#IRAN NOW USING THE REMAINDER OF IT'S #NAVY TO BLOCK THE STRAIT OF #HORMUZ