Rich Ford #Humbug

What happens to the hops? Tweets from the pub and public transport. Coherence not guaranteed.

[Rich Ford #Humbug @richjamesford]

Roger Waters is full of shit. The proof is Shine on You Crazy Diamond. His ‘school boy’ lyrics against two virtuoso musicians. Gilmour and Wright were post Barrett Pink Floyd, Waters was the simply/simple lyricist.

[Rich Ford #Humbug @richjamesford]

@bobo_sock @nibbler11 I have commie friends who admit she is very gorgeous.

[Rich Ford #Humbug @richjamesford]

@bobo_sock @nibbler11 'Would she' is probably the more appropriate question.

[Rich Ford #Humbug @richjamesford]

@tesssummers98 @Sunpoches @nigella_i5e Fuck Sky.

[Rich Ford #Humbug @richjamesford]

Frenchman doesn't give a forward pass against England. Macron's orders?

[Rich Ford #Humbug @richjamesford]

That's what the remainers are banking on over Brexit. Get to the final then not turn up. And, they're probably correct.

[Rich Ford #Humbug @richjamesford]

Is it an Eddie Jones thing that teams don't turn up for the final?

[Rich Ford #Humbug @richjamesford]

Just didn't turn up.

[Rich Ford #Humbug @richjamesford]

Just watched Hot Fuzz. Disney and Marvel have ruined cinema. It's like we're back in the days of vertical integration and every movie was a shoddy western.

[Rich Ford #Humbug @richjamesford]

Buried a mate today. Most gentle of gentleman, taken too early. Memories from 20 years ago seem like last week. Everything else is bollocks.

[ImmigrationNews @Immi_News]

Which ghoul gets your vote 👻? #generalelection2019 #VoteLabour2019 #votelibdems #VoteTactically #PoliticsLive #PeoplesVote #PMQs #halloween2019 #BrexitDeal #GE2019 #JeremyCorbyn #VoteConservative2019 #BorisJohnson #JoSwinson #SNP

[Jay Beecher @Jay_Beecher]

Now that a GE is on the cards, let's see whether or not the pro-Brexit vote might be split. My previous poll showed 40,000+ people splitting the vote and allowing a Lab win. Has this changed? Please vote HONESTLY & RETWEET for a wide sample. WHO WILL YOU BE VOTING FOR IN THE GE?

[Paul Embery @PaulEmbery]

As a London firefighter, I haven’t heard a single colleague demand Dany Cotton’s resignation. Why? Because we realise that offering up a scapegoat would allow the real culprits of Grenfell - the politicians and cowboy contractors - to get off scot-free. We won’t play that game.

[DarCal @Data_Stream10]

Brexit Party candidate @DanielRudd73 agrees to stand down in Sir Bill Cash constituency. Giving Bill a straight run as the only pro Brexit candidate. @BillCashMP

[Political Polls @Politicalpolls_]

With an election looking likely in December

How will you vote?

(A twitter poll can only have 4 options)

Please VOTE & RETWEET this poll

[Rich Ford #Humbug @richjamesford]

Been to too many funerals for people who didn't die peacefully in their sleep from old age. Fuck off to the human condition, it's a load of cunty bollocks.

[CAPTAIN CONTENTIOUS @PARROTVOTTI]

Considering the amount of remain MP's in parliament trying their best to stop Brexit should Boris just pull the Withdrawal Bill and push for a General election?
Please vote and Retweet

[Simon_2021 PhD 💎 @DrSpock_PhD]

Do you want a General Election or a 2nd referendum to sort this brexit mess?

My preference would be a GE.
No guarantees they would implement the result if leave won a 2nd referendum. If remain won, then leavers would say why can't we have the best of 3/5. A MESS!

Please RT 👍

[JM @carpgeez]

If the BBC was paid subscription would you pay for it..?