Richard Keith

2017 Father of The Year. Creator of #LifeSentence now on @Netflix. @MiloVentimiglia’s less attractive but equally in-shape twin.

[Richard Keith @richkeith]

@framereformer @YahooFinance When is your product shipping? So excited for ours to come...

[Richard Keith @richkeith]

So excited that @theErinCardillo and I are joining the writing staff for season 5 of #VirginRiver on @netflix!!!

[Richard Keith @richkeith]

Really, John OLIVER, you don’t think olives are a valid pizza topping? Your name is basically a verb that means “to olive.” You’re both salty and delicious. End the hate. Embrace how delicious both of you are. @LastWeekTonight

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@JasonWiner The one from all time is great. As is the one from Hippo!

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@Ed_Ackerman Jnnnnsms

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@IkonPass @BigBearMtResort Pretty sure @MayorOfLA and @GavinNewsom didn’t say “please go ski...” https://t.co/Dig46a2bEM

[Richard Keith @richkeith]

@IkonPass I used my pass early in the season and now I can’t. Yes your resorts are open but I’m not allowed to travel to any of them under the CA stay at home order which isn’t specified under Adventure Assurance... what, if anything, you planning to do for pass holders like me?

[Richard Keith @richkeith]

@IkonPass @BigBearMtResort Wow so the official response is that everyone is saying to stay home and not go out unless absolutely necessary but rather than be helpful we suggest you take a two hour drive past hospitals with no ICU capacity. I’m astonished.

[Richard Keith @richkeith]

Heard @RudyGiulianli has #Covid-19. Thankfully he’s been dead for a few years...

[Richard Keith @richkeith]

I’m pretty sure you don’t have a job @megynkelly ...

[Megyn Kelly @megynkelly]

Ian, you’re out of touch if you think 70m Americans who have been unfairly demonized as the worst of humanity for 4yrs are now going to hug those who’ve viciously attacked them (& are now making lists of their names). I’m talking reality, which is my job, not pie-in-the-sky stuff

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@JoshWeHo1 @Kristin_MD @EddieZipperer @benshapiro Weird that a party who spent the last four years denying facts and science thinks they can bring baseless lawsuits. Oh wait...

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@Kristin_MD @EddieZipperer @benshapiro Ha. Ha. Ha.

[Richard Keith @richkeith]

Can @DrBiden please fix the rose garden? @FLOTUS ruined It.

[Richard Keith @richkeith]

@realDonaldTrump Jim Jordan is a bigger joke than you are. But at least your lame act is coming to an end...

[Richard Keith @richkeith]

@realDonaldTrump @BreitbartNews It’s only been a mess if you’re a Republican and you can’t accept the fact you lost. Fair and square.

[Richard Keith @richkeith]

@realDonaldTrump No you didn’t. You’re fired!

[Richard Keith @richkeith]

@VDOOZER Still can’t believe Maine re-elected this woman

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@DevonESawa Youre fired!

[Richard Keith @richkeith]

@realDonaldTrump Did you get your Covid test?